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      07-09-2011, 05:47 AM   #1
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Bootleg fireworks gone wrong [lord jeeesus, oooh shit]

I can't stop laughing at this...


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      07-09-2011, 06:12 AM   #2
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Lord Jesus..get the water *****
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      07-09-2011, 07:02 AM   #3
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      07-09-2011, 07:40 AM   #4
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i had a hunch of what ethnicity the camera man was
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      07-09-2011, 09:01 AM   #5
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      07-09-2011, 10:11 AM   #6
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      07-09-2011, 10:13 AM   #7
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Shame that Darwin didn't claim all of them that night... Maybe one day soon.



And seriously "boot leg" fireworks? Last I checked fireworks were the cheapest fucking thing on the planet.

Then again, I'm not making rim payments... so who am I to argue.
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      07-09-2011, 11:19 AM   #8
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he lit the cake sideways (like a moron) and it shot the mortars out sideways.

but hilarious vid....
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LoooooooL amazing how good the filming was
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      07-09-2011, 11:36 AM   #10
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This is my new favorite! Made my mutherfuckin day, oh shit!
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      07-09-2011, 11:41 AM   #11
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That was awesome!
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      07-09-2011, 11:52 AM   #12
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What a strange video. I couldn't see any people in it.
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      07-09-2011, 12:33 PM   #13
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frikkin hilarious..I actually lol'd!...esp get the water statement
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      07-09-2011, 01:34 PM   #14
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Lord Jesus..get the water *****
I will definitely quote this later

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      07-09-2011, 01:53 PM   #15
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The first time I watched it I thought he said "Get the watermelon...."
Just clarifying for other hearing challenged viewers.
After 37 views I have now memorized it.
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      07-09-2011, 02:36 PM   #16
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      07-09-2011, 02:39 PM   #17
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lord jebus, oh shit
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      07-09-2011, 04:51 PM   #18
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      07-09-2011, 04:57 PM   #20
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What a strange video. I couldn't see any people in it.
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thats called a blackout
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This had me LMAO!!!
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