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      01-10-2011, 03:52 PM   #1
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Places to bring a girl.

So my girl asked me to bring her to one of those places where you can view stars at night alone on like a hill in my car? Anyone know a place like this near OC/LA? Has to be empty
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      01-10-2011, 03:54 PM   #2
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Go to Laguna, top of the world. Very nice view and park.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/top-of-the-w...k-laguna-beach
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if she wanna see stars and shit like a little kid, take her to the goddamn planetarium in middle school....if she wanna fuck, bring her back to your place and destroy it...spool's style...keep the panties for trophy/souvenir
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I know it's her idea, but are you really going to sit there and gaze with her?


"Oh look at the stars muffin they're so beautiful"

*pulls dick out*

"Yea they're great but check out this ROCKET"
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I know it's her idea, but are you really going to sit there and gaze with her?


"Oh look at the stars muffin they're so beautiful"

*pulls dick out*

"Yea they're great but check out this ROCKET"
Then just let that Rocket fly into that Black Hole ftw.
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Paste some glow in the dark stars to the cieling in your bedroom. Problem solved. And you can be comfortable while exercising...
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this has me roling...

I <3 u seminole
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That's sweet, I bet you hold her purse too.
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What's it like to have a pussy? lol just playing.... better PIITB to redeem man car while "star gazing"
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So my girl asked me to bring her to one of those places where you can view stars at night alone on like a hill in my car? Anyone know a place like this near OC/LA? Has to be empty
*Cough cough.*

Route 39 all the way up to where they usually close the road/gate off. If you get past East Fork Road, you're 1/3~1/2 of the way there.

And yes, to answer your other question, it's empty. Don't worry about others eavesdropping in on all the kinky stuff you guys are experimenting with.
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*Cough cough.*

Route 39 all the way up to where they usually close the road/gate off. If you get past East Fork Road, you're 1/3~1/2 of the way there.

And yes, to answer your other question, it's empty. Don't worry about others eavesdropping in on all the kinky stuff you guys are experimenting with.
^ has 3 bodies buried there.
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^ has 3 bodies buried there.
Dead people don't count....
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Take her to an observatory or something. Then bang her.
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