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      05-13-2009, 11:54 AM   #1
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      05-13-2009, 11:56 AM   #2
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Probs fake, but if not she deserved to die.

Another one bites the dust....good job Darwin.
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      05-13-2009, 12:19 PM   #3
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is it that hard to get laid? we have to resort to power tools... I'll be back I'm gonna go boon my car in the tail pipe
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      05-13-2009, 12:34 PM   #5
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      05-13-2009, 12:35 PM   #6
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And he hath put a new song in my mouth.
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      05-13-2009, 12:36 PM   #7
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is it that hard to get laid? we have to resort to power tools... I'll be back I'm gonna go boon my car in the tail pipe
its been done

there are crazy people out there
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      05-13-2009, 12:41 PM   #8
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This gives a whole new meaning to the term "jacking off."
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      05-13-2009, 12:46 PM   #9
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This gives a whole new meaning to the term "jacking off."
WIN!!!!!
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      05-13-2009, 01:20 PM   #10
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This gives a whole new meaning to the term "jacking off."
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anyone who ever operated a jackhammer would immediately tell you that its fake.
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      05-13-2009, 02:10 PM   #12
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anyone who ever operated a jackhammer would immediately tell you that its fake.
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      05-13-2009, 03:16 PM   #13
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Yeah, one of these would do the job much better.
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