Craziest sheeatt ever just happened to me!!!!

BMWI6 · 05-12-2009, 11:47 PM

Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.

yomama69 · 05-12-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.

Dude, you picked up a whore. Where were you, Opa Locka?

Spoolin335 · 05-12-2009, 11:52 PM

i thought it was going to lead to your car getting ripped off by a bunch of guys 3 blocks away.. ah well atleast you seen some tits for free.

BMWI6 · 05-12-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Dude, you picked up a whore. Where were you, Opa Locka?

I was in Perrine i think its called. Its a pretty crappy area. LoL

Aurora Bearialis · 05-12-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.

Uhhhh. DON'T EVER TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! And if you do...

yomama69 · 05-12-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

I was in Perrine i think its called. Its a pretty crappy area. LoL

That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?

BMWI6 · 05-12-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?

They were nice, I swear for a moment I was like should I do it, but she probably had like 50 stds.

VTECaddict · 05-12-2009, 11:55 PM

wtf were you thinking picking up some stranger in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood?? you're lucky you didnt get carjacked or killed...

BMWI6 · 05-12-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VTECaddict

wtf were you thinking picking up some stranger in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood?? you're lucky you didnt get carjacked or killed...

I know man, I know, I just dont know how to say no, I guess im too nice. But you are absolutely right.

slowpoke · 05-12-2009, 11:59 PM

You're lucky that wasn't some crazy person who didn't want to jack your car -_- Next time, don't let anyone in your car you don't know, especially in an area you don't know and at night. Even if they promise you candies =)
p.s I'd get a good thorough cleaning of the seat she sat in..just in case.

BMWI6 · 05-13-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by slowpoke

You're lucky that wasn't some crazy person who didn't want to jack your car -_- Next time, don't let anyone in your car you don't know, especially in an area you don't know and at night. Even if they promise you candies =)
p.s I'd get a good thorough cleaning of the seat she sat in..just in case.

I was thinking of the seat thing, lol, im gonna clean it for sure. thanks

Aurora Bearialis · 05-13-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?

oh yeah did she have "Big National Geographic nipples?"

vgame64 · 05-13-2009, 12:03 AM

wtf...wow...only in fl i guess?

LoCalM5 · 05-13-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.

Not likely this is a real story. That, or you're really not very smart....

BMWI6 · 05-13-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LoCalM5

Not likely this is a real story. That, or you're really not very smart....

You're a jerk. I know I made a mistake and I won't to it again. Like I said before, I'm genuinely nice when I think people need my help. As crazy as it may sound when you are so nice to people they have a hard time trying to hurt you. I believe that God is protecting me at all times. So I will take this as a lesson learned.

halB · 05-13-2009, 12:10 AM

You are luck to be alive to tell the story, dude!

LoCalM5 · 05-13-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

You're a jerk. I know I made a mistake and I won't to it again. Like I said before, I'm genuinely nice when I think people need my help. As crazy as it may sound when you are so nice to people they have a hard time trying to hurt you. I believe that God is protecting me at all times. So I will take this as a lesson learned.

I'd rather be a jerk than pick up somebody that I don't know in a bad neighborhood.....Ignorance is bliss

Bilka · 05-13-2009, 12:16 AM

exidisjon · 05-13-2009, 12:18 AM

Are you sure her tooth wasnt missing? Becarful out there...Crackheads are crazy...

SUperfunkMF · 05-13-2009, 12:27 AM

When I was 2 my parents told me never speak to strangers or follow them for that matter. Guess you weren't paying attention.

JeepJeep · 05-13-2009, 12:28 AM

Thats pretty weird. I'd probably do the same thing.. considering I still cant think of an excuse thats not stupid to tell her.

That coulda been pretty dangerous, like she just pulls out a gun or something and says gtfo

hope you never have to deal with something like that again...

M3SWEETNESS · 05-13-2009, 12:29 AM

lol That's funny I wonder if she was going to charge you?

05-12-2009, 11:47 PM	#1
BMWI6 Major 100 Rep 1,337 Posts Drives: 335is Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Miami, Fl iTrader: (2)	Craziest sheeatt ever just happened to me!!!! Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess. __________________ If everything seems under control, then you aren't going fast enough"
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slowpoke Second Lieutenant 10 Rep 208 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0)	You're lucky that wasn't some crazy person who didn't want to jack your car -_- Next time, don't let anyone in your car you don't know, especially in an area you don't know and at night. Even if they promise you candies =) p.s I'd get a good thorough cleaning of the seat she sat in..just in case.
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SUperfunkMF Private 0 Rep 99 Posts Drives: 08 335xi Coupe, 11 C63 P31 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	When I was 2 my parents told me never speak to strangers or follow them for that matter. Guess you weren't paying attention. __________________ 11 C63 P31 Iridium Silver, Black on Black. 08 335XI TiAg, Black on Alu trim,ZSP, STEP.
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JeepJeep ಠ_ಠ 40 Rep 1,959 Posts Drives: everywhere Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 818 / 805 iTrader: (0)	Thats pretty weird. I'd probably do the same thing.. considering I still cant think of an excuse thats not stupid to tell her. That coulda been pretty dangerous, like she just pulls out a gun or something and says gtfo hope you never have to deal with something like that again... __________________
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