one of my favorite time wasting websites

tweak84 · 03-05-2009, 08:43 PM

i dont think that this has been posted before but if it has

http://www.fmylife.com/

its got tons of lil funny stories of people everyday life

Z22Z · 03-05-2009, 09:08 PM

dude i love this site. some of the stories i read make my day seem SO much better.

aut0sh0cker · 03-05-2009, 09:19 PM

I used to read it all the time, but lately its just a bunch of depressed chicks whining about how their boyfriend left them...

But, there are some excellent stories in there if you look enough

Year's_End · 03-05-2009, 09:46 PM

the term FML starts to get annoying after reading it over and over.

Rick · 03-05-2009, 10:11 PM

from the website:

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

MCMLXXXIX · 03-05-2009, 10:43 PM

my all time favorite one! :

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

kyleb350 · 03-06-2009, 01:55 AM

Seems like 90% of them are from dramatic teenage girls. There are some funny ones in there, though.

wuufer001 · 03-06-2009, 01:59 AM

saved to favorites

06E90Rostik · 03-06-2009, 02:43 AM

typical one:

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

endofanera7 · 03-06-2009, 02:50 AM

fucked!

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

GreenThree · 03-06-2009, 09:21 AM

LOL. Tuckermax.com

03-05-2009, 08:43 PM	#1
tweak84 i shake a lot 76 Rep 108 Posts Drives: 07 Z4M 17 X5M Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wisconsin iTrader: (1)	one of my favorite time wasting websites i dont think that this has been posted before but if it has http://www.fmylife.com/ its got tons of lil funny stories of people everyday life
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03-05-2009, 09:08 PM	#2
Z22Z Lieutenant 33 Rep 536 Posts Drives: WRX Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Glendale, CA iTrader: (0)	dude i love this site. some of the stories i read make my day seem SO much better.
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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,752 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	I used to read it all the time, but lately its just a bunch of depressed chicks whining about how their boyfriend left them... But, there are some excellent stories in there if you look enough
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1224 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	the term FML starts to get annoying after reading it over and over. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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Rick Stackin' Chips 173 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2008 AW M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (2)	from the website: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML __________________
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MCMLXXXIX wat 240 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	my all time favorite one! : Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML __________________ 2012 Toyota Highlander SE - PAST - 2008 e92 335i, 2006 e90 325i
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kyleb350 Brigadier General 428 Rep 4,709 Posts Drives: '21 X3MC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Milwaukee iTrader: (6)	Seems like 90% of them are from dramatic teenage girls. There are some funny ones in there, though.
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06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 190 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	typical one: Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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GreenThree Colonel 216 Rep 2,110 Posts Drives: 2011 e90 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Boston, MA iTrader: (0)	LOL. Tuckermax.com __________________ 2015 335xi \| Mineral Grey Metallic \| Black Dakota Leather \| NAV \| SportLine \| ZPP \| ZDA \| ZCW \| Munich Build Retired: 2008, 2011, 2013 328xi
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