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Funny story from inside the county jail..
I had a guy this past weekend who I took to jail for possession of meth. The guy was totally compliant and went with the program. Probably the easiest meth-head I have ever dealt with. Anyways, I pull up to the jail and request entry. The sally port doors open and I pull in. There was another car there with an officer from another agency standing by it. The car was shaking around and my in-custody said,"What the hell going on in there?" I stop my car and get out. I looked at the other cop and said "fighter?" and he looked at me and said "yup, SHE'S a fighter" I saw this HUGE mass in the back seat screaming, pounding her head against the doors, etc...
Just as I finished putting my gun, knife, and taser in my trunk 4 female deputies come out of the holding area. They open the door and the fight was on. When the woman finally emerged she was virtually half naked from all the fighting. She was FAT.. she was twice as big as the cop who arrested her, massive afro, she had a belly that hung over that swung everywhere, and it looked like she had buckwheat trapped inbetween her legs (she had no clothes on the bottom half). The female deputies had a hell of a time but I couldnt leave my prisoner un-attended and plus due to her being half naked it was best the female deputies handled her. Man...Her fat was just pulsating everywhere like jello.. brrrrrr.... They finally get her under control. At that point while they were taking her inside the jail she screamed to the cop... HE RAPED ME!!!! He then looked at her, a cop half her size (size wise it looked like she could break him in half), the cop laughed and and said,"Uh Yea, I raped YOU." I laughed and got into my car to get my guy ready to be processed. I said to him, "Dude.. you just got a free show!" he said, "Man, I wish I didnt get arrested. Then I wouldnt have had to see that. That was nasty..." I dropped him off and went along my way. That whole bit made my night.. its times like these I wish I could bring my digi-cam to show you guys some of these encounters I have with people and the crap I see... some of its pretty messed up but others are freaking hilarious...
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 Or even a tiny movie clip ...Don't you guys have those tiny video cameras in all the cop cars now, Dave?  |
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| 12-01-2008, 12:22 PM | #5 |
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The in-car video is optional or required for officers, its optional for me which I opt out on and it only activates when "code 3" is activated in the car ie lights and sirens... when it activates it records the last 15 min of whatever you were doing.. that's why i opt out.. if i am sitting there talking smack and all of a sudden i go code 3 and they record the last 15 min of my conversation and the brass usually reviews it during incidents or for training purposes.. needless to say i am in deep poop....
Sure it may save my butt one day BUT i passed FTO.. I dont need someone watching my every move... i hate that... there are some where the officer can activate it manually or by remote.... those are cool too... Yea, but if you guys saw what i saw..  you would have nightmares...
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so i just got back from Russia. There seems to be a new drug taking country by storm. It's called Oxybutyrate. Basically it is a painkiller administered to women giving birth but gives you a high similar to GHB.
They high is VERY strong but lasts only 30 min or so. It also comes in waves. 5 min you are normal, 5 min later you are uncontrollably high, 5 min later you are normal again. By uncontrollably high i mean that you can't even control your facial expressions, words that are coming out of your mouth and your motor skills go to shit. You can barely walk, but some people manage to DRIVE CARS on that shit. There is no test to determine if you have that in your system and by the time cops take you to the drunk tank and run some tests on you, you are completely clean and sober. However, every cop now carries a camera phone, so they make videos of people busted on that drug and so far this is the only evidence that works in court... Here is one... It's in Russian though. He keeps saying something like "Fucking A" all the time...
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A lot of kids I am catching them with Salvia.. they smoke it, its legal, and it only lasts about 5 min.. basically gives the user extreme hallucinations... one guy told me he thought his toilet was chasing after him...
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Wow, great story - a hilarity. I've seen many fights coming out of that back seat. Funny how they think they'll break free when you have 5 officers standing around, all trained on how to incapacitate others. SOOOO glad I did not see the bottom half of that... ::shudders:: naked fat woman.
On another note, I have to find out what that 'salvia' is. I've heard the name a few times now but don't know much about it.
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i think it has more of a placebo effect than anything else...
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my friend once tried some and hit the floor, and started to roll around shrieking. I ran over to him and tried to get him up, and he stared into my eyes, terrified and stuttering as though I was going to rip out his heart, and whispered to me: "The walls.... they are breathing" Salvia = unpredictable shit |
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salvia was teh sux...get dizzy, get headache, and feel nauseous for hours.
for the record, this was many many years ago  Last edited by Blake; 12-01-2008 at 06:13 PM.. |
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