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08-24-2016, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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Is it wrong to give a lady a bath while driving?
Imagine yourself in your car on a major six lane interstate. You are eight miles from the city center. Stop and go morning traffic. I like to leave about a car and a half distance from me and the car in front of me in the event I get rearended (has happened 4 times).
A lady in a convertible Mercedes keeps riding my bumper any time there is a breif traffic breakout. To the point she pulls into the median to act like she wants to pass me (keep in mind it is bumper to bumper). Then she would stop right on my bumper. I look back and see she is most clearly frusterated and hating life. Normally I am more than happy to switch lanes to let these types of idiots pass by me. But in this type of traffic it is a.) difficult to switch lanes b.) i needed to be in the lane I was in in order to exit c.) NONE OF THE OTHER FRICKING LANES WERE MOVING AND/OR MOVING AT THE SAME RATE! With the above being said would it be wrong to give the lady a bath? By bath I mean engage the wiper washers at FULL and UNMERCIFUL force. Ohh...I forgot to mention her top was down.
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08-24-2016, 05:17 PM | #2 |
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I'm sure your windows were extremely dirty.
I'm sure you were concerned for your safety and needed to wash the windows extensively so your view was not obstructed by the dirt on the windshield. I'm sure you actually washed your windows and got some of that BMW window washer fluid on that Mercedes. I'm sure I would have done the same. Bravo! |
08-24-2016, 06:19 PM | #3 |
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I would re-aim your washer nozzles: aim one to point directly on the center of the windshield, and aim the other like a super soaker water gun directly over the roof of your car.
and yes, I wouldn't think twice about soaking her sorry ass, that or I'd brake check the f*ck out of her. |
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08-24-2016, 06:22 PM | #4 |
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Yes, it's wrong. As a 'vert driver, I would kill someone if they did that to me.
Perhaps she has a gun and blows your brains out. Or just maybe her kid just broke their leg and she was rushing to the hospital. So just keep calm and carry on.
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08-24-2016, 06:28 PM | #5 | |
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But then thought better of it due to being sued. Its bad enough that you can't speak w/o hurting someone's feelings these days. God forbid if you give them a little washy washy .
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08-24-2016, 06:29 PM | #6 |
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pm me, ill send you some noodle nudes.
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08-24-2016, 07:08 PM | #10 |
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Do it.
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I know this sounds bad...but I always wanted to mount windshield washers under my rear bumper and fill the reservoir with motor oil. How cool would that be? Can just see them smearing it with their wipers too...
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