National fun day at work!

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 09:50 AM

Ok today is that day......what did you to make your day at work fun.
I told my boss to take this job and shove it.............kidding
I secretly surfed internets all while getting paid....so it seems to me like every day is "NFDW".

Axius · 01-29-2016, 09:57 AM

I took a 45 minute dump and went on Tinder. Then took a 30 minute coffee break and watched MSNBC in the front market. Going to use the gym around 1:00pm for about an hour.

There's some work mixed in there somewhere.

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I took a 45 minute dump and went on Tinder. Then took a 30 minute coffee break and watched MSNBC in the front market. Going to use the gym around 1:00pm for about an hour.

There's some work mixed in there somewhere.

So which one was most fun,dump..coffee...tinder or msnbc and why?

Axius · 01-29-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

So which one was most fun,dump..coffee...tinder or msnbc and why?

Probably taking a dump because I ate a lot of pulled pork yesterday that needed to be expelled to make the rest of the day okay.

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

So which one was most fun,dump..coffee...tinder or msnbc and why?

Probably taking a dump because I ate a lot of pulled pork yesterday that needed to be expelled to make the rest of the day okay.

TMI

F30lolz · 01-29-2016, 10:24 AM

I've been applying to jobs while at work. Plus I sent Biorin pics of my boobs.

M_Six · 01-29-2016, 10:24 AM

Took some ibuprofen to ease the sciatica pain. Might try walking later. Could be a rollicking fun-filled day.

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Probably taking a dump because I ate a lot of pulled pork yesterday that needed to be expelled to make the rest of the day okay.

You sick bastard

Axius · 01-29-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You sick bastard

Don't blame me, blame the man who asked the question.

upstatedoc · 01-29-2016, 10:47 AM

I got bagels for the girls.

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You sick bastard

Don't blame me, blame the man who asked the question.

Invisible print says leave out joyful bodily excretion out of NFDW thread.
You are a sick bastard....not that there is anything wrong with that(inclusionary disclaimer)

Axius · 01-29-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Invisible print says leave out joyful bodily excretion out of NFDW thread.
You are a sick bastard....not that there is anything wrong with that(inclusionary disclaimer)

Invisible print? What do I look like some kind of fucking wizard?

Hey...., thanks for the compliments guys, keep em coming.

Sidewinderpb · 01-29-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I took a 45 minute dump and went on Tinder. Then took a 30 minute coffee break and watched MSNBC in the front market. Going to use the gym around 1:00pm for about an hour.

There's some work mixed in there somewhere.

Amen brother. Re-introducing my body to fiber after month-long new years binge.

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Ok today is that day......what did you to make your day at work fun.
I told my boss to take this job and shove it.............kidding
I secretly surfed internets all while getting paid....so it seems to me like every day is "NFDW".

I helped my boss rub one out before the day started. He's always in a good mood afterwards. Some may think it's weird, but i call it taking one for the team. Besides, everyone at work treats me like it's Mr. Tonka day when i get the boss in a good mood.

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I helped my boss rub one out before the day started. He's always in a good mood afterwards. Some may think it's weird, but i call it taking one for the team. Besides, everyone at work treats me like it's Mr. Tonka day when i get the boss in a good mood.

How do you take it?

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Invisible print says leave out joyful bodily excretion out of NFDW thread.
You are a sick bastard....not that there is anything wrong with that(inclusionary disclaimer)

Invisible print? What do I look like some kind of fucking wizard?

Hey...., thanks for the compliments guys, keep em coming.

Post pic...then I will Let you know

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Ok today is that day......what did you to make your day at work fun.
I told my boss to take this job and shove it.............kidding
I secretly surfed internets all while getting paid....so it seems to me like every day is "NFDW".

I helped my boss rub one out before the day started. He's always in a good mood afterwards. Some may think it's weird, but i call it taking one for the team. Besides, everyone at work treats me like it's Mr. Tonka day when i get the boss in a good mood.

:
Please expand on this

Axius · 01-29-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Post pic...then I will Let you know

There are plenty of pictures and videos of me floating around here on BP.

There's a video in the interview thread somewhere. I am much too lazy to go searching.

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

How do you take it?

It's just hand work. Sometimes i just hold my hand still and he goes to town. Other times i'll move my hand like one of Axius french girls would. Othertimes he makes me use my other hand to hold the phone up so he can browse BPOT at the same time.

It's pretty simple and very effective.

Needbmwpartzz · 01-29-2016, 12:02 PM

That's what I thought"wizard"
Floating pictures,disappearing.....I knew it

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's just hand work. Sometimes i just hold my hand still and he goes to town. Other times i'll move my hand like one of Axius french girls would. Othertimes he makes me use my other hand to hold the phone up so he can browse BPOT at the same time.

It's pretty simple and very effective.

Ah man you freak.

Axius · 01-29-2016, 12:08 PM

So basically you just touch yourself all day while you talk to a bunch of random dudes online...,

nice.

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Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	So basically you just touch yourself all day while you talk to a bunch of random dudes online..., nice.
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