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      09-20-2016, 10:17 AM   #39249
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Well, together for ten years before that. But I believe they said they weren't marrying until gay people had the same right.
Ahhh. That makes sense.
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      09-20-2016, 10:35 AM   #39251
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advil bro!


hey are they price gouging your fuel in NC? such a crock of crap.....
Probably, I don't even pay attention to be honest. As long as it's not $4 a gallon like a few years back it doesn't phase me. Only thing that sucks is I have to be choosy about riding the motorcycle because a lot of gas stations aren't even selling gas anymore.

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I wouldn't mind indulging in some pink taco. Maybe since not hunting this weekend I'll dress nice and go downtown since it's been a while.
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      09-20-2016, 10:56 AM   #39252
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Probably, I don't even pay attention to be honest. As long as it's not $4 a gallon like a few years back it doesn't phase me. Only thing that sucks is I have to be choosy about riding the motorcycle because a lot of gas stations aren't even selling gas anymore.



I wouldn't mind indulging in some pink taco. Maybe since not hunting this weekend I'll dress nice and go downtown since it's been a while.
Somewhere, a village is about to repopulated. Private jet flight back to Africa for the kids?
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      09-20-2016, 11:31 AM   #39253
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It's huge. I'm shocked and sad about it. I actually liked them together.
Marion isn't even attractive. Would pick Lizzy or Angelina over her hands down.
It's seldom about looks though.
For example, Halle Berry is also gorgeous and got cheated on.
Well......she is ALL kinds of crazy too.....

Beautiful, but crazy.
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      09-20-2016, 11:33 AM   #39254
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Well......she is ALL kinds of crazy too.....

Beautiful, but crazy.
Does that describe them all, or so you've said?
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      09-20-2016, 11:35 AM   #39255
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Well......she is ALL kinds of crazy too.....

Beautiful, but crazy.
Does that describe them all, or so you've said?
Not all are crazy - some are just high maintenance.
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      09-20-2016, 11:38 AM   #39256
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      09-20-2016, 11:39 AM   #39257
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Hey bimmette - I heard Axius typed this sign up good and special for you
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      09-20-2016, 11:40 AM   #39258
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      09-20-2016, 11:47 AM   #39260
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Hey bimmette - I heard Axius typed this sign up good and special for you
I hate when I am inconvenienced.

Also, can Axius type?

Edit: Dammit... I got inconvienced by autocorrect above
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      09-20-2016, 11:48 AM   #39261
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I luvs it.
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      09-20-2016, 12:00 PM   #39262
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Does uncle Wede know this?^^
It's Uncle WEDE, not weed. First 4 of last name









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      09-20-2016, 12:12 PM   #39263
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I been here a year with you fools. Where has the time gone?
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      09-20-2016, 12:13 PM   #39264
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Quoting myself, but related.

"Hey Doc, how are the lab results on that new cancer cure?"
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      09-20-2016, 12:26 PM   #39266
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Somewhere, a village is about to repopulated. Private jet flight back to Africa for the kids?
I'm just glad I have enough gas to get out of this hicktown, otherwise would have had to go back to the trailer sisters place and smash them both while the mom watched..., talk about awkward.

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Isn't nc 3rd world?
Depends on which part you reside in. Everyone in this town is just inbred.
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      09-20-2016, 12:31 PM   #39267
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I been here a year with you fools. Where has the time gone?
Scary, eh?
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      09-20-2016, 12:57 PM   #39268
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Scary, eh?
It really is. All I have to show for it is a stuffed goat and a slightly better running car.
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