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      09-19-2016, 08:41 PM   #39227
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With that said there's a couple of really good restaurants I frequent in the area...

Best Indian (Pakistani) food ever - Aslam's Rasoli... ask for the chicken tandoori but boneless... Their tikka masala sauce is also like liquid crack...

Italian (Pizza really) - Tony's Napoletana closest thing I've ever had to NYC pizza outside of NYC... Meatballs are also frickin' amazing... Nice sit down restaurant...

Sushi - Saru Sushi... Also, their toasted rice green tea is some secret where they won't tell you where it's from...
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Hey Lups what happened to the Fins yesterday vs. the NA young guns??? 4-1???
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Is today Monday? It feels like a Monday.



French vanilla coffee and tylenol for breakfast.
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French vanilla coffee and tylenol for breakfast.
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I thought it was Wednesday.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing???? OMG.

(Yes I realize you guys probably don't care)
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing???? OMG.

(Yes I realize you guys probably don't care)
I care. That's big news!!!
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing???? OMG.

(Yes I realize you guys probably don't care)
I care. That's big news!!!
It's huge. I'm shocked and sad about it. I actually liked them together.
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It's huge. I'm shocked and sad about it. I actually liked them together.
Marion isn't even attractive. Would pick Lizzy or Angelina over her hands down.
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It's huge. I'm shocked and sad about it. I actually liked them together.
Marion isn't even attractive. Would pick Lizzy or Angelina over her hands down.
It's seldom about looks though.
For example, Halle Berry is also gorgeous and got cheated on.
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It's seldom about looks though.
For example, Halle Berry is also gorgeous and got cheated on.
No matter how great they look, someone is always sick of them. (I made that unisex...I can do PC!)
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It's seldom about looks though.
For example, Halle Berry is also gorgeous and got cheated on.
No matter how great they look, someone is always sick of them. (I made that unisex...I can do PC!)
Haha, well no one is sick of me! Haha, I win!


Wait...
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Haha, well no one is sick of me! Haha, I win!


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You're always a winner in my book!







Don't get excited because it is only 3 pages long and written in chicken-scratch.
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Haha, well no one is sick of me! Haha, I win!


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Don't get excited because it is only 3 pages long and written in chicken-scratch.
Haha, I have chicken scratch too. All geniuses do
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I'm more surprised that they've only been married for 2 years. It felt longer.
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I'm more surprised that they've only been married for 2 years. It felt longer.
Well, together for ten years before that. But I believe they said they weren't marrying until gay people had the same right.
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