Ask an Indian Anything Thread

[Blake]

Originally Posted by pman10

You guys think the jokes only go one way? We know you're making fun of us when you call saying you're "Apu from the Quik-E Mart". We get cable in India too, after all. This is our way of ****ing with you

when you have a problem with a service in india, do they route calls to the USA call center?

[BlackMoupe]

I dunno I dated this Indian girl for like 8 months and she was dedicated to making it good. I didn't mind haha

[Kiemyster]

OP, your wilding though. dislike deodorant or not, the spices in your food make you smell disgusting. and for some reason, 1/2 of indian girls will always smell like coconut oil NO MATTER WHAT, even if they just came out the shower and smapood, conditioned, body gel, body scub.... dont make a difference.... but its sooo nice though ahahahahahah! my wifey has that issue ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFLOL

and yeah, your right, our curry comes from your curry, but i firmly believe that east indians cannot curry GOAT or LAMB like west indians can curry it. you guys totally win when it comes to shrimp and chicken curries/masalas/tikka.

the only thing is, west indians dicks are disproportionately bigger to yours. this is not up for debate, everyone admits this. west indians also have much thicker bone structure, and are generally stronger vs east indains in terms of average's.

big up to all my bushman dey

[Tondtar]

Why all the bad looks from the Owner down to the cook in the kitchen if we come back to your "All You Can Eat" lunch/ dinner buffet more than 3 times?


It says, "ALL" after all ...Doesn't say, "Max. 3 Times You Can Eat" Buffet on the sign outside.

[Davin]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

OP, your wilding though. dislike deodorant or not, the spices in your food make you smell disgusting. and for some reason, 1/2 of indian girls will always smell like coconut oil NO MATTER WHAT, even if they just came out the shower and smapood, conditioned, body gel, body scub.... dont make a difference.... but its sooo nice though ahahahahahah! my wifey has that issue ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFLOL

and yeah, your right, our curry comes from your curry, but i firmly believe that east indians cannot curry GOAT or LAMB like west indians can curry it. you guys totally win when it comes to shrimp and chicken curries/masalas/tikka.

the only thing is, west indians dicks are disproportionately bigger to yours. this is not up for debate, everyone admits this. west indians also have much thicker bone structure, and are generally stronger vs east indains in terms of average's.

big up to all my bushman dey