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      03-05-2011, 11:43 AM   #23
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How when you bring up rings the 2 black guys first think of cock rings
ferrari is black?
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      03-05-2011, 05:18 PM   #24
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Well I've got some belts that are getting worn out and a little stretched out. Bav should give me his address so he can refresh his cockring collection.
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ferrari is black?
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
Since when did I turn black? Why do I find out about my blackness on the internet? How am I going to break this news to my family????
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      03-05-2011, 09:31 PM   #26
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ferrari is black?
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
He must be a football player then. Or crack dealer.
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      03-05-2011, 11:52 PM   #27
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Well since he is black, we know for sure that "ferrari" is his real first name. Black people are the only ones who can get away with naming their kids after cars

And no on the rings
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