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05-05-2021, 05:37 PM | #2619 |
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You know you're old if...
You had your car painted for $29.95. For that price, it probably included painting your tires, too.
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05-05-2021, 06:02 PM | #2620 |
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05-05-2021, 06:50 PM | #2621 |
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We bought bags of marbles at the local toy store.
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05-05-2021, 06:53 PM | #2622 |
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When I was in Junior High School, the grandpa of a good friend painted his early '50's Pontiac with a paint brush. He used green latex paint. And, the paint brush streaks looked more like he used a broom.
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05-05-2021, 06:56 PM | #2623 |
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I painted a friend's Datsun truck from light metallic blue to flat black while parked in his driveway overnight. I cut in around the windows and all the trim with a brush and rolled the rest. He didn't know anything about it until he came out in the morning. After he got over the shock he decided it was the greatest prank ever but he wished I had used gloss black.
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05-06-2021, 11:36 AM | #2624 |
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You know you're old if...
you pushed one of these. Ours had a grass catcher hanging on the back:
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05-06-2021, 02:06 PM | #2625 |
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These are all the rage around here for those that have a tiny inner-city lawn.
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05-06-2021, 02:15 PM | #2626 |
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Lived in apartments when I was a kid, so no lawn to mow. My first lawnmower was gas powered and given to me by my father-in-law when he decided to hire a gardener to mow his lawns.
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05-06-2021, 04:09 PM | #2627 |
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...when you remember newspapers running "Skylab Land Here" bullseye full-pages in the days before it de-orbited.....
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05-07-2021, 01:39 AM | #2628 |
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You know you're old when you are in another thread thinking you are in this one! LOL, I'm not naming names but...
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05-07-2021, 10:24 AM | #2629 |
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You know you're old if...
you watched a 3D movie with these:
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05-07-2021, 12:10 PM | #2632 |
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No free rides
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05-07-2021, 12:23 PM | #2633 |
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05-07-2021, 01:07 PM | #2636 |
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You know you're old if...
You saw these:
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05-07-2021, 01:42 PM | #2637 |
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05-07-2021, 03:47 PM | #2638 |
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When you stop trimming/shaving downstairs because no one is going to see it. Disclaimer: I am not old yet.
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05-07-2021, 03:59 PM | #2640 |
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We had a King O'Lawn. When you you pushed the lever, the machine pulled you where it wanted to go.
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