E60 "M550i"

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, trump just made birth control access more difficult. I just gave them options like warmed up raw chicken and so on...

But seriously, if he keeps reading this, we two are back at fisting, probably wrist deep.

Muhahaha, a big ass got bored up more. Whats more scaring?

[david in germany]

Originally Posted by Lups

Men under 35 and over 45 should not be allowed to modify any vehicle in any way, women all should be seated only behind the wheel, men can have buss passes and no female who has ever owned a barbie should be allowed to have a wallet.

Hey now... I am 46 and have done very few cosmetic mods on mine (rear carbon spoiler and carbon splitters on my saphire black).. Slowly only doing functional performance mods as well.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by david in germany

Hey now... I am 46 and have done very few cosmetic mods on mine (rear carbon spoiler and carbon splitters on my saphire black).. Slowly only doing functional performance mods as well.

Oh shut it and obey!



If you didn't know I'm always extremely serious.

[GuidoK]

Originally Posted by Lups

Men under 35 and over 45 should not be allowed to modify any vehicle in any way,

Well I'm glad I have your blessing to mod my car.

Now where did I leave that pink diffuser and M badge.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by GuidoK

Well I'm glad I have your blessing to mod my car.

Now where did I leave that pink diffuser and M badge.....

You still need a female driver, so be careful!

I think i might be mildly limiting you guys, but I'm cool with it.

Happy Friday Guidok

[GuidoK]

Originally Posted by Lups

You still need a female driver, so be careful!

Yeah, I'm not only looking for that diffuser.
Females are usually more easily found on a friday

[Lups]

Originally Posted by GuidoK

Yeah, I'm not only looking for that diffuser.
Females are usually more easily found on a friday

I think you should mod more. It will be safer for you than women with your taste.

In politics I'm having a serious discussion on how to fuck chickens so if you think you alone are enduring my Friday fun, trust me, you're not.

[GuidoK]

Originally Posted by Lups

on how to fuck chickens

Ahh a glimpse in the kitchen of KFC....

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by GuidoK

Ahh a glimpse in the kitchen of KFC....

Bahahahaaa, made my day

[BOOF-M3]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think you should mod more. It will be safer for you than women with your taste.

In politics I'm having a serious discussion on how to fuck chickens so if you think you alone are enduring my Friday fun, trust me, you're not.

Heading to your forum now. Thanks for the heads up Anna.

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by GuidoK

Ahh a glimpse in the kitchen of KFC....

You won't find any chickens in the kitchen of a KFC.

Years ago, it was called Kentucky Fried Chicken. In order to reduce costs, they started selling a genetically engineered mutated organisms that have dozens of legs, breasts and wings... but no back, head, feet or beak.

They changed the name to KFC because they could no longer claim it's chicken.

[pz619]

Originally Posted by rlmesq

You won't find any chickens in the kitchen of a KFC.

Years ago, it was called Kentucky Fried Chicken. In order to reduce costs, they started selling a genetically engineered mutated organisms that have dozens of legs, breasts and wings... but no back, head, feet or beak.

They changed the name to KFC because they could no longer claim it's chicken.

Except none of that is true.

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by pz619

Except none of that is true.

Maybe I should have added a disclaimer for the humor-impaired.

When the discussion turns to chicken fucking, nothing that follows should be taken seriously.

[pz619]

Originally Posted by rlmesq

Maybe I should have added a disclaimer for the humor-impaired.

When the discussion turns to chicken fucking, nothing that follows should be taken seriously.

Whoops. Didn’t read the context before it, just the statement. Carry on!

[Fundguy1]

Are you guys sure this is a girls? It is California after all.