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Idk.... I've never heard of them loving it straight up before. Maybe it's cause I'm a foreigner
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10-10-2016, 12:31 PM | #332 |
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Haha you're absolutely right you do have more miles on the F8x. But let's get back on open topic of cats and rear end collisions :
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I've had a shitty weekend, so please all excuse my bad humor tonight. If anyone feels like posting serious advise at this point, I hope they use it on themselves rather than waste it here in the cat drop land.
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No, Phil and him are our virgins still.
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Philippe needs to get those happy ending massages
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No.
He's also old enough that it would be only an ending since he's single too.
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Please let me be honest here.. I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American ! In other words... You => Are actually at home. Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost. I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks ! BTW....Who are you my friend ?
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Your English doesn't suck Phil, you just forget that at times others use humor too
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Yeah right mama Anna , I still remember my first time like it was yesterday !
I confess ! It was actually a mess in my car because my shot came too fast and I had too much powder in my bullet as well But the second time she thought I was a porn bull without drinking Stiff Bull . Still love her today and think about her , her name is/was Pascale . Remember the amazing time with her , probably because she was my first love and she was too good for me
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Hey the stats say us euros live at home until we are at our 30's and that well... Women eat a lot of chocolate and we all die unhappy (they actually do studies here on how happy we are while we are dying, and they are not happy with the results because nobody is happy then, go figure!).
But Phil is a good guy, a total perv but he could be kicked to the husband shape with a lot less skill than for example I have. The man writes English like he would write german and that's soooo sexy and cool in my books. Phil! If you ever go gay: Pm me! I can be single in six months (or in your measuring system: 752 hand jobs).
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Phil, we two are old enough to let others make fun of us at times. I'm a 48 year old male, you're a virgin. Fine... Accurate enough to make me laugh always!
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Philippe is a nice guy. Definitely one of the nicest on OT.
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Phil likes his boobs, and at times he makes my blood boil with comments on politics, but the man still is always happy and comments kindly on women he knows even only via bp such as me. I'll be happy to look at more boobs if the poster doesn't mind me kicking his ass at times. But as a disclaimer: Bp knows I'm really a man, it's been a rule here since I showed up, and I'm totally hitting on the Belgium now since hes close and I need a new pool boy since my last one went to politics and ditched me.
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I keep trying....and attempt to qualify my bad humor with warnings about translation issues after you took a chomp out of me a week or so back......I've still got a few tooth marks in my arm.....and then there's the angry chick from NYC who called me a misogynist while joking with you.....hopefully she'll pick up on my bad humor too before I lose a digit or two to snapping teeth
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(finding the friend button, you're very funny.) The angry chick bought an M2. Enough said.
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^ I thought the NY chicks were into knives now. Did I miss a transition back to teeth???
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