What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

jtodd_fl · 02-25-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.

How did you... wait... this wasn't directed at me. Carry on.

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 01:23 PM

@EstorilM and shoei

En route to deliver the baby for the install

Looks like Estoril is the whipping boy now

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Don't worry, i'm pretty sure he's only actually planning on visiting female BP members since that's all he's done so far.

Wait, ASBSECU AND ROHITSJA ARE FEMALES?! IVE BEEN TRICKED! DIDN'T EVEN GET A HJ FROM EITHER!

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Originally Posted by C5driver

What's this start shit? Welcome to two months ago

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.

Can confirm - I'm a dude....

shoei · 02-25-2016, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@EstorilM and shoei

En route to deliver the baby for the install

Looks like Estoril is the whipping boy now

I don't think you understand... Estoril has an excuse, you don't... Zero... Zip... Zilch... Nada... Scrooge McDuck is the only reason you lagged and lagged and lagged...

You took so long, there's no more interest anymore... The excitement is gone...

jtodd_fl · 02-25-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - I'm a dude....

But did NOT confirm that he didn't give Axius an hj. Interesting...

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@EstorilM and shoei

En route to deliver the baby for the install

Looks like Estoril is the whipping boy now

I don't think you understand... Estoril has an excuse, you don't... Zero... Zip... Zilch... Nada... Scrooge McDuck is the only reason you lagged and lagged and lagged...

You took so long, there's no more interest anymore... The excitement is gone...

Oh, you're interested!

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - I'm a dude....

But did NOT confirm that he didn't give Axius an hj. Interesting...

Haven't you learned anything from Axius ???

He does not put out on the first date!

Mr Tonka · 02-25-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Haven't you learned anything from Axius ???

He does not put out on the first date!

Duh, that's why Sara didn't get any.

C5driver · 02-25-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

Lo siento, cabron

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Lo siento, cabron

**cabrón

///M Power-Belgium · 02-25-2016, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.

Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!

That's ok for me my friend , and it was not my problem ..
But I saw your comments too , and you found yourself alone in a bar posting with me ...Do you remember William ?
So from what I was reading, your New-Orleans adventure was one to forget .
BTW...This is/was not my business , because this is/was "your" private situation !
Amen .

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 05:34 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 07:45 PM

Hey shoei and EstorilM, my MPG in a 2 1/2 ton SUV during my trip to drop off the M for the install

34 MPG!!!!

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 07:54 PM

Fuq'n App...

MKSixer · 02-25-2016, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey shoei and EstorilM, my MPG in a 2 1/2 ton SUV during my trip to drop off the M for the install

34 MPG!!!!

As Lord Vader would say, 'Impressive.'

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

As Lord Vader would say, 'Impressive.'

I came to the Dark Side many years ago...

///M Power-Belgium · 02-25-2016, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I came to the Dark Side many years ago...

She also my friend

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

She also my friend

I think she wants someone to explore her "Death Star'

MKSixer · 02-25-2016, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I think she wants someone to explore her "Death Star'

My torpedo is ready for launch.

1MOREMOD · 02-25-2016, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

What who spilled the beans

EstorilM · 02-25-2016, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey shoei and EstorilM, my MPG in a 2 1/2 ton SUV during my trip to drop off the M for the install

34 MPG!!!!

Well my Tacoma gets 19!

ASBSECU E93 · 02-25-2016, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by EstorilM

Well my Tacoma gets 19!

Mine too

That's why a 2007 model it only has 35k on the clock

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