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      02-22-2016, 12:41 PM   #67
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I had to teach my last GF how to be a bit more excitable in the sack.
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Indeed. I probably need to upload pictures of stacks of money. That'll work.
Pictures of you and a dog would be golden....I've gotten numerous girls who match with me and the first thing the say is something in regards to the dog.
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Pictures of you and a dog would be golden....I've gotten numerous girls who match with me and the first thing the say is something in regards to the dog.
I think I will start a business to photoshop pictures of dogs into dudes' profile pics.
Have source material ready - this ought to get you laid (but you may have to switch to Grinder).

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Pictures of you and a dog would be golden....I've gotten numerous girls who match with me and the first thing the say is something in regards to the dog.
But I'm black......

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I think I will start a business to photoshop pictures of dogs into dudes' profile pics.
But I'm black......
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But I'm black......



But I'm black......
Trying to decide if I should jokingly go into "black person with dog" stereotypes - you know pitbulls and rotweilers and stuff, but... I am afraid someone will think I am serious. Maybe you should get pictures of you drinking from a 40 oz and throwng dice or playing dominoes... (Man, my knowledge of black stereotypes is old and weak. I need to do more research.)
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Trying to decide if I should jokingly go into "black person with dog" stereotypes - you know pitbulls and rotweilers and stuff, but... I am afraid someone will think I am serious. Maybe you should get pictures of you drinking from a 40 oz and throwng dice or playing dominoes... (Man, my knowledge of black stereotypes is old and weak. I need to do more research.)
The thing is, I don't want to attract those kinds of females. I also prefer women that aren't black. I also don't like 40's. I prefer Macallan and Ardberg.

I'm not your average black male. I'm Jamaican, see. There's a difference.
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The thing is, I don't want to attract those kinds of females. I also prefer women that aren't black. I also don't like 40's. I prefer Macallan and Ardberg.

I'm not your average black male. I'm Jamaican, see. There's a difference.
I would imagine that few "average black males" really conform to the stereotypes either.
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I would imagine that few "average black males" really conform to the stereotypes either.
So, does that mean that I have to pose with a dog?
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The thing is, I don't want to attract those kinds of females. I also prefer women that aren't black. I also don't like 40's. I prefer Macallan and Ardberg.

I'm not your average black male. I'm Jamaican, see. There's a difference.
do you have a cool accent?
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do you have a cool accent?
I can call upon it on demand. I actually made a "Jamaican people" thread after the black thread got shut down. It was a riot.


No pun, modz plz don't ban me again.
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I can call upon it on demand. I actually made a "Jamaican people" thread after the black thread got shut down. It was a riot.


No pun, modz plz don't ban me again.
Right near the beach.
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So, does that mean that I have to pose with a dog?
Nope. It means you have to share the Macallan if I ever see you in person.
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Nope. It means you have to share the Macallan if I ever see you in person.
this is bimmerpost not male tinder.
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Right near the beach.
Under the sea (under the sea)?

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Nope. It means you have to share the Macallan if I ever see you in person.
Sipping and swiping ftw.

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this is bimmerpost not male tinder.
I'll probably get flamed for this, but even though I have my preference set for women, I see men in my stack. Like, I understand there are probably men who want men on Tinder, but if I choose to see women, then why would you show up unless you chose your sex as "female"? Is that what happens?
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I'll probably get flamed for this, but even though I have my preference set for women, I see men in my stack. Like, I understand there are probably men who want men on Tinder, but if I choose to see women, then why would you show up unless you chose your sex as "female"? Is that what happens?
They probably do it thinking they'll luck out and find a dude that's bisexual. That's my only guess.
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They probably do it thinking they'll luck out and find a dude that's bisexual. That's my only guess.
That is true. Ah well.
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Got catfished again this weekend lol

I'm 0-3 so far with these apps/sites
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I'm 0-3 so far with these apps/sites
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I'm on tinder and POF and have had some success on both. Fortunately, I've only been catfished once. It was by a woman who looked liked she used pictures that were 15 years old or touched up really well. I didn't mention anything as I was wanted to see what went through the mind of someone who would catfish someone. Kind of a social experiment. She didn't mention anything either. Needless to say, she was weird. We had a drink and at the end she asked me to go grocery shopping with her and blatantly said the man is supposed to pay for everything on the first date. The "date" ended there.
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Under the sea (under the sea)?



Sipping and swiping ftw.



I'll probably get flamed for this, but even though I have my preference set for women, I see men in my stack. Like, I understand there are probably men who want men on Tinder, but if I choose to see women, then why would you show up unless you chose your sex as "female"? Is that what happens?
Yeah I do this to my roommate all the time if he leaves his phone around
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