1100 hp 335i

Jonny550 · 03-13-2009, 11:34 PM

Okay i know sounds kind of ridiculous .But i was recently at BMW service and i was talking to one of the SA's about intakes and tune's crap like that then he goes and says quote"ya just a couple of month's ago there was a guy that brought in this 1100 hp 335"
my reaction

What are talking about

.
but wait it gets better.
SA: "he brought it in for a tail light bulb replacement and i checked the car out and seen that the exhaust was not street legal and the engine sounded like a Boeing 747.So i called him and asked him what the hell did you do to this car? he of course said ...just exhaust

so i popped the hood and noticed that it looked like a 1970 chevelle 396 v8

and called bmw North America, told them about the car ,they confiscated the car from him, gave him his money back for whatever he gave for the car, and put the thing on bmw's racetrack

........It probably looked like this

SA:winds up the guy tells me he cut the heads and replaced the turbos,(well after he purchased the new e92 m3 with the cash bmw gave him) and he made around 1100 hp to the floor.

My next reaction..........

HOLY SHIT BARNIE BALLS

Of course i did not believe him but then he got me thinking ...maybe

does anyone know about a psycho that the made 1100 hp in a 335 in the FL area

aut0sh0cker · 03-13-2009, 11:36 PM

sounds like BS to me... and coming from a service advisor at a BMW dealer... not exactly the most reliable source

chrisE92 · 03-13-2009, 11:39 PM

LOL WTF that is the most BS story I've ever heard...

good laugh though

moveswiftly · 03-13-2009, 11:40 PM

our transmissions couldn't handle 1100 hp.....

JL330i_UT · 03-13-2009, 11:40 PM

i dont believe it...

Got Rice? · 03-13-2009, 11:42 PM

sounds like BS plus most of the tech likes to mess around with people's minds.

3s4u2 · 03-13-2009, 11:46 PM

Do you know what a "hootervalve" is?

blue2fire · 03-13-2009, 11:47 PM

That has to be the most stupid thing i have ever heard. You probably wont be able to fit the V8 into the bay and even before that, the transmission would just give up the ghost.It took Ricardo years of burning midnight oil before they could make a transmission for the Veyron, there is no way a plain jane ZF tranny could take more than that and still work.

Arustik1 · 03-13-2009, 11:47 PM

I'll do the honors...

kefler · 03-13-2009, 11:50 PM

At first i was reading your post like

but then I started trying to figure out who was saying what like

and then I was starting to notice it was kind of like run on sentences

and my eyes started to blur over and I was getting discouraged

so then I scrolled down and hit the reply button like

and i typed some stuff without thinking

malave53 · 03-13-2009, 11:50 PM

Can you please give me the SA's number and what dealer what this? I would like to call him and tell him he def doesn't deserve a job there.

1100 HP 335i.... and I call BS. If anyone tried to pull that BS on me I would call the Manager down for a meeting with said SA and get a free keychain or watch for feeding me a huge BS story and wasting my time.

battlehawk1025 · 03-13-2009, 11:51 PM

i wish that were true even if it was we would have herd about it

Jonny550 · 03-13-2009, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malave53

Can you please give me the SA's number and what dealer what this? I would like to call him and tell him he def doesn't deserve a job there.

1100 HP 335i.... and I call BS. If anyone tried to pull that BS on me I would call the Manager down for a meeting with said SA and get a free keychain or watch for feeding me a huge BS story and wasting my time.

LOl

it was the funniest thing i ever heard in my life i wanted to sew his mouth shut but it was such a HUGGGGEEE LOAD OF BS that i just had to listen ....and i was thinking to myself ......maybe just.....maybe... it might be true .....then my mind wandered off towards Jessica alba's body and blacklines......then jessica alba's body on blacklines

blue2fire · 03-14-2009, 12:05 AM

WTF: Somebody's eaten all the pies! Just look at that arse.......

Topless 335i · 03-14-2009, 12:06 AM

This is the biggest load of BS I've ever heard, SAs never know anything.

MCMLXXXIX · 03-14-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue2fire

WTF: Somebody's eaten all the pies! Just look at that arse.......

thats a nice looking arse

bs story

lkn · 03-14-2009, 12:15 AM

perfect use for this...

Jonny550 · 03-14-2009, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lkn

perfect use for this...

I agree and iam the op

just more or less a question then a story i guess
maybe its both..... whatever its funny as hell though the SA would even utter a bs story like that to me .Its like he wanted me search like a crime scene investigator for this 1100 hp 3 and after 30 mins of no luck i figured ask the people that wont ever belive it lol

bmwmike335 · 03-14-2009, 01:55 AM

what are you guys sayinggggg its so easy to make our cars over 1000HP....just change the exhaust tips

yea that seems pretty impossible, plus its obvious that car was a buy, therefore bmw cant just simply decide to come and take it from that guy...can they?
no one in their SANE HUMAN mind would do that to a lease.

ThorsHammer · 03-14-2009, 03:22 AM

I wonder if he goes snipe hunting.

AV9 · 03-14-2009, 03:30 AM

umm wow

Houman21 · 03-14-2009, 03:37 AM

I doubt that a car like that would be able to escape the spotlight especially with all the forums and car clubs aimed solely at BMWs. Someone, somewhere would've seen it.

If BMW is buying cars off of customers and putting them on the track, then I'm scared for the future of BMW.

I agree with posters above - BS

03-13-2009, 11:34 PM	#1
Jonny550 Brigadier General 241 Rep 4,936 Posts Drives: 2012 550i Xdrive Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Jersey Shore iTrader: (14)	1100 hp 335i Okay i know sounds kind of ridiculous .But i was recently at BMW service and i was talking to one of the SA's about intakes and tune's crap like that then he goes and says quote"ya just a couple of month's ago there was a guy that brought in this 1100 hp 335" my reactionWhat are talking about. but wait it gets better. SA: "he brought it in for a tail light bulb replacement and i checked the car out and seen that the exhaust was not street legal and the engine sounded like a Boeing 747.So i called him and asked him what the hell did you do to this car? he of course said ...just exhaust so i popped the hood and noticed that it looked like a 1970 chevelle 396 v8 and called bmw North America, told them about the car ,they confiscated the car from him, gave him his money back for whatever he gave for the car, and put the thing on bmw's racetrack........It probably looked like this SA:winds up the guy tells me he cut the heads and replaced the turbos,(well after he purchased the new e92 m3 with the cash bmw gave him) and he made around 1100 hp to the floor. My next reaction.......... HOLY SHIT BARNIE BALLS Of course i did not believe him but then he got me thinking ...maybe does anyone know about a psycho that the made 1100 hp in a 335 in the FL area __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] . Last edited by Jonny550; 03-13-2009 at 11:51 PM..
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aut0sh0cker meh 123 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	sounds like BS to me... and coming from a service advisor at a BMW dealer... not exactly the most reliable source
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chrisE92 Brigadier General 245 Rep 4,494 Posts Drives: Monaco Blue E92 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: LA to HB iTrader: (21)	LOL WTF that is the most BS story I've ever heard... good laugh though __________________ photos
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moveswiftly Colonel 381 Rep 2,926 Posts Drives: Cayman GT4, 135i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: NJ iTrader: (12) Garage List 2012 335iS [0.00]	our transmissions couldn't handle 1100 hp..... __________________ Current: M2CS Gone but not forgotten: Cayman GT4, M2C, 2011 135i, E83 X3 6MT, 2016 SO M3, 2012 335iS, 2010 135i and 2006 e90 325xi
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JL330i_UT Lieutenant 33 Rep 462 Posts Drives: G20 330i Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Salt Lake City Utah iTrader: (0)	i dont believe it...
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Got Rice? Second Lieutenant 26 Rep 263 Posts Drives: aw 335i coupe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Earth iTrader: (3)	sounds like BS plus most of the tech likes to mess around with people's minds.
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kefler Lieutenant 123 Rep 420 Posts Drives: 2018 X5m / Alpine White Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Arizona iTrader: (0)	At first i was reading your post like but then I started trying to figure out who was saying what like and then I was starting to notice it was kind of like run on sentences and my eyes started to blur over and I was getting discouraged so then I scrolled down and hit the reply button like and i typed some stuff without thinking
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malave53 Master Tire Installer 7 Rep 94 Posts Drives: 08' 335i/08'328xi/07'328i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (0)	Can you please give me the SA's number and what dealer what this? I would like to call him and tell him he def doesn't deserve a job there. 1100 HP 335i.... and I call BS. If anyone tried to pull that BS on me I would call the Manager down for a meeting with said SA and get a free keychain or watch for feeding me a huge BS story and wasting my time. __________________ Daily Driver:08' E92 335i 6MT Montego Blue Style 189 Rims In the garage: 2008 E90 328xi Barbara Red & 2007 E90 328i Montego Blue
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battlehawk1025 battlehawk1025 44 Rep 883 Posts Drives: 2007 335XI 6mt, SL 65 , M6 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wilmette/chicago,IL iTrader: (4)	i wish that were true even if it was we would have herd about it
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03-14-2009, 12:06 AM	#15
Topless 335i Captain 39 Rep 984 Posts Drives: AW E93 335i Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (2)	This is the biggest load of BS I've ever heard, SAs never know anything.
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lkn Lieutenant Colonel 23 Rep 1,549 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County iTrader: (4)	perfect use for this...
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bmwmike335 Captain 86 Rep 712 Posts Drives: m4 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: los angeles iTrader: (3)	what are you guys sayinggggg its so easy to make our cars over 1000HP....just change the exhaust tips yea that seems pretty impossible, plus its obvious that car was a buy, therefore bmw cant just simply decide to come and take it from that guy...can they? no one in their SANE HUMAN mind would do that to a lease. __________________ 2015 ///M4 2006 525i 2008 335i Coupe 2011 1er 6MT ///M-Sport 2013 535i (RIP), 2014 535i (RIP) 2013 e92 M3 interlagos blue
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ThorsHammer Major 82 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: '09 BMW 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (10)	I wonder if he goes snipe hunting. __________________ "SYONRA" is for sale! http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=366678 BSM '09 e92 335i \| Performance: JB3, RR Catted DP's, INJEN DCI, Britalman Exhst, AA FMIC, FORGE DVs \| Suspension: ST-V1 Coils, Hotchkis Chassis Brace & F/R Sways \| Wheels: Bremmer Kraft BR03s, Brake Performance Rotors, Cool Carbon Pads, ECS Lines \| Exterior: OEM Aero Lip/Rear, ****** CF Trunk Lid, BLUX5 Angels, M-Force M3 Sides \| Interior: Passport 9500ci, Black Trim, M3 Wheel
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AV9 Brigadier General 137 Rep 4,314 Posts Drives: 2009 e92 m3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC/SD iTrader: (7)	umm wow
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Houman21 Captain 30 Rep 949 Posts Drives: Nothin right now Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: L.A. iTrader: (0)	I doubt that a car like that would be able to escape the spotlight especially with all the forums and car clubs aimed solely at BMWs. Someone, somewhere would've seen it. If BMW is buying cars off of customers and putting them on the track, then I'm scared for the future of BMW. I agree with posters above - BS __________________ 2008 e92 335i Step \| Is Gone - It was fun but not meant to be \| M3 - Cancelled \| 135 Ordered
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