Cleaning awkward bits of interior glass

RobUK · 09-27-2018, 02:12 AM

Any tips on how to clean the HUD projector cover? It seems to be dusty and has a few bits of 'sneeze' or something on it. Can't easily get a hand in there to clean it though.

Also, the lower part of the interior of the rear windscreen? Because of the angle of the rear windscreen to the parcel shelf, it's too narrow to get a hand in to clean it properly.

(I'm using Dodo Juice 'Clearly Menthol' spray as a glass cleaner).

madlad2000 · 09-27-2018, 02:59 AM

A lovely woman with a strong suction vajajay has always done the trick.

If you're fortunate to have such a special friend that is (DO NOT ASK YOUR MUM) lol

Surely they must do extendable parts kits for doing cars

My dyson hand held does the trick if I was to hypothetically clean, and the hard to reach bits, a hand and cloth

RobUK · 09-27-2018, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by danlad99

A lovely woman with a strong auctioned vajajay has always done the trick.

If you're unfortunate to have special friend (DO NOT ASK YOUR MUM),then surely they must do extendable parts kits for doing cars

My dyson hand held does the trick if I was to hypothetically clean, and the hard to reach bits, a hand and cloth

Any woman cleaning my windows with her vajajay is just going to make it impossible to see out!

Did have a plastic gizmo from Amazon with a cloth pad on the end of a handle, but the handle broke. Microfibre cloth on the end of a stick isn't much good either.

chris-c · 09-27-2018, 06:01 AM

what in fuck was a woman doing cleaning your car with her vagene? Maybe she cleaned your alloys with her bobs too.

Watsey · 09-27-2018, 06:06 AM

He's been on the meths and milk again...

madlad2000 · 09-27-2018, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

what in fuck was a woman doing cleaning your car with her vagene? Maybe she cleaned your alloys with her bobs too.

It was a piss take before suggesting extendable car cleaning accessories like I have with my dyson. Any typos will have been from the distraction of simultaneously cooking meth *sigh*

Watsey · 09-27-2018, 08:23 AM

Any vajajay or vagene that has gone to auction is either rare and valuable, or is end of lease

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