[Lorcan]

"I was driving around looking for Hawes".

In Cumbria, presumably

[JonD]

Originally Posted by Lorcan

"I was driving around looking for Hawes".

In Cumbria, presumably

What was Nick looking to order?

[JustChris]

[JD6]

Originally Posted by Lorcan

"I was driving around looking for Hawes".

In Cumbria, presumably

Once collected he could have gone to Cockermouth

[Lorcan]

It was a she

[PaulT_M5]

Sacrilege... "Hawes is a small market town and civil parish in the Richmondshire district of North Yorkshire, England, that was granted its market charter in 1699."

Just as they've buried Richard III (properly this time), the War Of The Roses round 2 is about to begin courtesy of Lorcan!

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Admittedly the best thing about Hawes, is its 'close' proximity to Masham - Black Sheep Brewery & Theakstons, also it's relatively close to High Jervaulx Farm - Ice Cream

Also the metropolis of Beadale is a rather good town for beverages and other sustenance.

The roads are class for driving on as well

[Kal101]

You sure she was looking for Hawes and not whores. Local accents can be a strange thing

[Nick the Greek]

Originally Posted by Lorcan

It was a she

Ah.

A laydeeboy.....


Get many in your neck of the woods?

[Chompers]

Originally Posted by Nick the Greek

Ah.

A laydeeboy.....


Get many in your neck of the woods?

Plenty all looking for stiffer enhancements

[Nick the Greek]

Originally Posted by Chompers

Plenty all looking for stiffer enhancements

Then Mr Lorcan is your man.........

[Tom Tallon]

Originally Posted by Lorcan

"I was driving around looking for Hawes".

In Cumbria, presumably

Hold on wasnt good old Jeremy C. dismissed due to an indiscretion in Hawes.

So Lorcan has explained all.

Jeremy said I want something hot in Hawes and they offered him a bacon sandwich - when he really meant something quite different.