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      07-14-2014, 09:56 PM   #1
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Talking For the betting folks.

So, this is what happened.

Most people get bored, they go out. Geeks are a different breed, they go to IRC. At some point in time beer is opened, and then the shit starts flying. This all is told as the introduction.

@Wah and I were bored. Really, really bored one night a long time ago. We decided to turn this whole car thing into a race, since we really have no life.

We decided shame is a good way to go, actually Wah called that one. The one who gets his or hers car the last, will end up to the nearest Cars and Coffee meet with eyelashes in the persons pride and joy. All good so far.

Reason I'm opening this tread is that I need your help guys. Now it looks like he's going to loose, and I certainly want the pictures, AND the extra punishment of every other Bimmer member showing up will be enough of a lesson taught to him, so he will never bet again against any person in something meant to humiliate, if the person can not be humiliated.

So, September boys, Cars and Coffee, who's in?

Cheers, and remember, you too have at least one friend exactly as shitty as I am. Be warned.

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Haha. Count me. I hope to have my car delivered by then.
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Haha. Count me. I hope to have my car delivered by then.
Thank you! I wish you better luck on your hunt for friends than Wah had.
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You're soulless Lups.

The copious amounts of sheer, purified, and pain inflicting jealousy I am feeling seeing others get their cars is enough for me to want to just pull my sheets over my eyes and pray to wake up when the car is here.

To try and humiliate a guy is just cold!

I doubt you'll be able to go through with it. No mortal has that kind of resistance.

Where are you guys located in the region? I am Bergen County.
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You're soulless Lups.

The copious amounts of sheer, purified, and pain inflicting jealousy I am feeling seeing others get their cars is enough for me to want to just pull my sheets over my eyes and pray to wake up when the car is here.

To try and humiliate a guy is just cold!

I doubt you'll be able to go through with it. No mortal has that kind of resistance.

Where are you guys located in the region? I am Bergen County.
@Wah is in NJ, I'm on the other side of this stupidly over bloated country.

I know I'm completely soulless, I find life more fun this way, and in case something goes horribly wrong and I will loose this, I'll make sure to flood the forum with pictures just for you all to feel the horror of seeing those things on an M. I highly doubt it's ever been done before.

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North, South or Central NJ. I would love to see it. I am getting "Hornet" colors, so it could be as if you were there.

FYI I saw a Hyundai with Neon Pink Eyelashes and you definitely need to use a set if those (and maybe some pink lips for the grille).
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North, South or Central NJ. I would love to see it. I am getting "Hornet" colors, so it could be as if you were there.

FYI I saw a Hyundai with Neon Pink Eyelashes and you definitely need to use a set if those (and maybe some pink lips for the grille).
I saw a beetle with those some time ago. I can honestly think these are a way to show there is hell indeed, no one with a heart could invent this shit. The only sane reason to put these on a car is a death wish.


I can't add that to the bet. Even I would die of shame! Go and protect wah from the Corvette crew with no sense of humor. I'm pretty sure they will just go insane when something like this is done to a car.

You sir are lacking of taste. What the hell went wrong with you to go hornet too? I'm my case the bit about the IRC mentioned above should explain enough already.
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You sir are lacking of taste. What the hell went wrong with you to go hornet too? I'm my case the bit about the IRC mentioned above should explain enough already.
There's no accounting for taste (or lack thereof). Loved the color as soon as I saw it, never wavered, wanted something bolder than silver and don't own a Hawaiian shirt.
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There's no accounting for taste (or lack thereof). Loved the color as soon as I saw it, never wavered, wanted something bolder than silver and don't own a Hawaiian shirt.
Buahaha, you'll be fine then!

I too like the color, but I'm kicking myself for wanting the M4 for it's subtle suggestions of power, and for it's ability to just blend in, and then getting it with the loudest paint known to men.

I usually do not loose focus in the middle of something this badly, but hell if I care! Every time while walking to the car I for one will go insane with happiness for owning one.

Well, every time other than the time spent with the lashes, if I loose this.
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Don't bet with someone who wants to lose.

Ok, let me just chime in here before this turns into a big disappointment for those of you (all 2 of you) that have already marked your calendars hoping to catch a glimpse of my mineral white eyelashed beast. As much as I regret making a bet with someone who apparently is a glutton for punishment, the thought of slightly deflating the giant ball of ego known as @Lups was far too appealing. Yes, I will admit that I did overestimate Lups’ desire to maintain her reputation… apparently she is the one person on earth who actually looks forward to the possibility of putting eyelashes on her new car and proudly displaying it to the car enthusiast community. Oh well… what’s done is done. Now we wait to see the outcome of this ill-advised bet.

The whole eyelash thing came from my twisted head, but when I brought it up, it was more of a, “wouldn’t it be funny…” kind of idea. I didn’t expect this masochist to actually accept this as THE bet, let alone, get pleasure from this dark cloud that has been hanging over our heads for the last two months. So, win or lose, I have learned my lesson... no more betting with Lups. Even if I win, I didn't actually win.

I will also add that apparently in Finland, the expression about counting your chickens before they hatch does not exist, because as of now, neither of our cars has crossed the ocean nor have they made it to the great equalizer known as the VPC. Ah yes… the BMW vehicle processing center… where new cars go to disappear for days or weeks for no apparent reason before making it to your dealership. (Ask @sspyrops) And with recent rumors of port holds, this bet (I really hope) is far from over.

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I'm in and the Mrs has like 10 cameras cuz she's Korean and they love taking pictures of stuff so we will be there on your behalf to document the goings on. I'll have my car in 2 weeks so if it doesn't break, I'll have something to show off. Maybe I'll blow a hoes or my DCT will grenade while racing or my M badge on the seat will be buzzing..........or something? But I'll be there for you no matter what.
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neither of our cars has crossed the ocean nor have they made it to the great equalizer known as the VPC.
Wait, our cars are on the same boat? Your car will be here in a week? U got this! Or does that mean u "lose"? Fukk, now I'm more confused than Lups?
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Wait, our cars are on the same boat? Your car will be here in a week? U got this! Or does that mean u "lose"? Fukk, now I'm more confused than Lups?
There is a 17 day handicap due to the build week and west coast delivery differences. So, yes, I will get my car first, but she has 17 days to pick her car up in Los Angeles.
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You're soulless Lups.

The copious amounts of sheer, purified, and pain inflicting jealousy I am feeling seeing others get their cars is enough for me to want to just pull my sheets over my eyes and pray to wake up when the car is here.

To try and humiliate a guy is just cold!

I doubt you'll be able to go through with it. No mortal has that kind of resistance.

Where are you guys located in the region? I am Bergen County.
I am in monmouth county, and yes, she will be able to go through with it. Nothing would make Lups happier than seeing big ugly fucking eyelashes on my car.
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I'm in and the Mrs has like 10 cameras cuz she's Korean and they love taking pictures of stuff so we will be there on your behalf to document the goings on. I'll have my car in 2 weeks so if it doesn't break, I'll have something to show off. Maybe I'll blow a hoes or my DCT will grenade while racing or my M badge on the seat will be buzzing..........or something? But I'll be there for you no matter what.
Tell the wife its for a good cause too, so she won't hesitate to press the button a lot!

Lol at the fault list, its great to see someone seeing the lighter side in all this. If the seat buzzes, do ask the wife to make a clip out of it. Some things has to be shared.

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Ok, let me just chime in here before this turns into a big disappointment for those of you (all 2 of you) that have already marked your calendars hoping to catch a glimpse of my mineral white eyelashed beast. As much as I regret making a bet with someone who apparently is a glutton for punishment, the thought of slightly deflating the giant ball of ego known as @Lups was far too appealing. Yes, I will admit that I did overestimate Lups’ desire to maintain her reputation… apparently she is the one person on earth who actually looks forward to the possibility of putting eyelashes on her new car and proudly displaying it to the car enthusiast community. Oh well… what’s done is done. Now we wait to see the outcome of this ill-advised bet.

The whole eyelash thing came from my twisted head, but when I brought it up, it was more of a, “wouldn’t it be funny…” kind of idea. I didn’t expect this masochist to actually accept this as THE bet, let alone, get pleasure from this dark cloud that has been hanging over our heads for the last two months. So, win or lose, I have learned my lesson... no more betting with Lups. Even if I win, I didn't actually win.

I will also add that apparently in Finland, the expression about counting your chickens before they hatch does not exist, because as of now, neither of our cars has crossed the ocean nor have they made it to the great equalizer known as the VPC. Ah yes… the BMW vehicle processing center… where new cars go to disappear for days or weeks for no apparent reason before making it to your dealership. (Ask @sspyrops) And with recent rumors of port holds, this bet (I really hope) is far from over.

Now, the keypad is out, and I have all the time in the world to answer you.

I can't be humiliated, since I don't usually care about images at all. To me showing up there with those on will be a piece of cake, since I will get a kick out of the enthusiasts looking like they want to throw up. The fact that I'm a female, and they will think I did that while being serious will prevent me from making a huge sign stating this is for a bet, since that would ruin the disapproval.

I can not help but to think of all the sleepless nights you are going to have after yours is delivered. I can honestly say, that this has been such a shitty month here, that that thought has kept me happy more than once. I serve you this as a lesson, but hell I hope you won't learn a thing, one of the men who answered this had a great ideas for the bet number two for some day! And you are right, betting against me for anything else than money is completely pointless, I just twist things around enough to get my kicks out of it as shown here.

I know that saying, and all the other versions in four languages. The sheer evil in me just will not let this gloating time go away, and I know how much more difficult the wait will be for you because of this tread, so I had no chance of stopping myself, as usual.

I did my research earlier, I hope you know Cali sucks up bimmers like I do coffee, so there probably is no time for delays. This will be my parting thought to you: Your car in a lockup somewhere, while I'm flying trough the country smiling like an idiot enjoying my freedom, while you are just marking down the days till the next meet is up at your end.

See, I can indeed make this worse!

Cheers,

Lups the great friend.

Oh, the ego told me to add this: He (yes, my ego is a male) wishes you all the best next time around. He has room enough, but to inflate more is always an option he prefers.
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I am in monmouth county, and yes, she will be able to go through with it. Nothing would make Lups happier than seeing big ugly fucking eyelashes on my car.
Yes, this is indeed true.
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OK, @Lups... looks like I'm screwed. But do this one thing... my buddy and his wife will meet with you for dinner next week. If you don't kill him (or her... she's batshit crazy, so good luck with that) before desserts, then that iND shit we talked about will be my treat. Fork him, scream at him, walk out.... if you don't make it through dinner, then the lashes go on your car... not mine. Plus, you will walk a stripper on a leash through Redmond C+C.
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OK, @Lups... looks like I'm screwed. But do this one thing... my buddy and his wife will meet with you for dinner next week. If you don't kill him (or her... she's batshit crazy, so good luck with that) before desserts, then that iND shit we talked about will be my treat. Fork him, scream at him, walk out.... if you don't make it through dinner, then the lashes go on your car... not mine. Plus, you will walk a stripper on a leash through Redmond C+C.
Dude, did I not tell you about my friend tonight? If I can listen to a female telling all about the great sex she had with a man I kind of scored for her, and he was almost 20 years younger than she is, then what the fuck do you think I could not handle about a crazy cow over a dinner? It's not likely that she's as bad as my best friends wife.

Did I not tell you about the exhaust tips? I'm getting them too, so it's about 1200 bucks. hell yes i'm taking this. You do know me, but not apparently this well!
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Dude, did I not tell you about my friend tonight? If I can listen to a female telling all about the great sex she had with a man I kind of scored for her, and he was almost 20 years younger than she is, then what the fuck do you think I could not handle about a crazy cow over a dinner? It's not likely that she's as bad as my best friends wife.

Did I not tell you about the exhaust tips? I'm getting them too, so it's about 1200 bucks. hell yes i'm taking this. You do know me, but not apparently this well!
Well, just the stuff we talked about.... but doesn't matter. I know you well enough to know the type of people that would drive you up a wall. And oh yeah... there's this....

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...33&postcount=7

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Well, just the stuff we talked about.... but doesn't matter. I know you well enough to know the type of people that would drive you up a wall. And oh yeah... there's this....

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...33&postcount=7

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No, no no no no NO! you did not do this.

Okay, so I have to sit in a table while they eat, it's a meal, i don't have to eat a thing, if I keep my eyes open?

Fuck yes, I'll take the stripper and the lashes, but how the hell did you score this info tonight?!
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No, no no no no NO! you did not do this.

Okay, so I have to sit in a table while they eat, it's a meal, i don't have to eat a thing, if I keep my eyes open?

Fuck yes, I'll take the stripper and the lashes, but how the hell did you score this info tonight?!
You sit, you eat, you talk. You do not kill. You make it to dessert.
hahaha.... this will be fun.... and the stripper will be even better.

No backing out of this one, woman!
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