How to deal with asshole drivers

ktdw · 09-10-2009, 02:57 PM

Normally I try to refrain from the cursing and screaming - that is just immature. If we are in traffic, my new thing is to try to get beside them with my ass-end next to their open window. My smile quickly appears when the heavy fumes cause the passenger to roll up their window on a hot day. Kinda like farting in their general direction

This is my suggestion, though it probably works better when you are running catless

Blake · 09-10-2009, 03:01 PM

i just shoot the bird and hope his gun isn't bigger than mine

SpacE82 · 09-10-2009, 03:19 PM

I find that laughing gets them even more pissed, especially when you point to your ears and say "I can't hear you" or I do the opposite of what they want me to do. If people tail gate me for no reason, I usually slow down..

But ktdw, I like what you do, by sticking your exhaust fumes into their car haha.. I'll have to try that since I have the catless downpipes and exhaust

Hawkeye · 09-10-2009, 03:38 PM

Yeah I laugh at people cause I found out that is definitely what gets ME more pissed off, probably works on others just as well.

Year's_End · 09-10-2009, 03:54 PM

smile, raise the eyebrows and do a two finger salute.

MrAdams · 09-10-2009, 05:31 PM

I had a crazy uncle (no longer with my aunt so ex uncle) that used to carry old dead batteries from his house, and if he would get cut off or something he would et in front and launch them out of his sunroof. I would think that does some damage...
me on the other hand I just laugh/smile and keep going

Bimmer Nerd · 09-10-2009, 11:10 PM

usually i just suck it up and continue walking

persian54 · 09-11-2009, 12:02 AM

if I'm being tailgated, I slow down :P

Then when they try to pass me, I floor it

RARELY is there an asshole out there with a car faster than mine

And if I know the car is faster, I'll just let him go usually

throwing batteries is a bad idea... they can get your plate and report you

MCMLXXXIX · 09-11-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

usually i just suck it up and continue walking

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Originally Posted by persian54

if I'm being tailgated, I slow down :P

Then when they try to pass me, I floor it

RARELY is there an asshole out there with a car faster than mine

And if I know the car is faster, I'll just let him go usually

throwing batteries is a bad idea... they can get your plate and report you

lol i never slow down for them, i just keep going or floor it and never see them again. and if they try to pass me ill either let them go or if i feel like playing or just being annoying, i speed up ahead when they try to pass

m3pare · 09-11-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

usually i just suck it up and continue walking

LOL

Bimmer Nerd · 09-11-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

LOL

what do you do ?

m3pare · 09-11-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

what do you do ?

i keep driving, not walking.

silvergray545 · 09-11-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

i just shoot the bird and hope his gun isn't bigger than mine

My gun is bigger than yours.

c0nstant · 09-12-2009, 12:00 AM

i brake-check the shit out of people who tail me

Bimmer Nerd · 09-12-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

i keep driving, not walking.

i CALL BS, you don't even have your license yet

(well, if i am with my mom, i dont give a SHIT LOL, asshole or not i am going whatever the speed limit says)

m3pare · 09-12-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

i CALL BS, you don't even have your license yet

(well, if i am with my mom, i dont give a SHIT LOL, asshole or not i am going whatever the speed limit says)

you don't either

Bimmer Nerd · 09-12-2009, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

you don't either

not anymore mah facka !!!!

m3pare · 09-12-2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

not anymore mah facka !!!!

nikkaplz.

armenh · 09-12-2009, 03:27 AM

since summer ended u have made only like 2k posts...wtf jb...

m3pare · 09-12-2009, 03:48 AM

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since summer ended u have made only like 2k posts...wtf jb...

not even, only 491. lol i hit 33k august 26th

Turbo>NA · 09-12-2009, 05:22 AM

Find out where they live
walk into their bedroom
and beat the fuckn shit out of them with a metal pole.

they will drive perfect the next day.

Scorpion · 09-12-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Find out where they live
walk into their bedroom
and beat the fuckn shit out of them with a metal pole.

they will drive perfect the next day.

Or just beat them hard enough that they never drive again lol.

09-10-2009, 02:57 PM	#1
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