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      11-20-2018, 02:44 PM   #2113
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Wait the mom cheated or the girl cheated? Maybe you need to turn them back on.
they both did, but the girl hates the mom for cheating is what i tried to say lol
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they both did, but the girl hates the mom for cheating is what i tried to say lol
I don't think that's why the girl is angry at her mom...
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I don't think that's why the girl is angry at her mom...
as contradicting this is going to be, im only going with what she told me lol
what can it be tho?
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I don't think that's why the girl is angry at her mom...
as contradicting this is going to be, im only going with what she told me lol
what can it be tho?
Well she told you.

She said she's pissed at her mom because she cheated on her dad.

She's not pissed because she cheated.
She's pissed because she cheated on her dad (which could hurt her dad).

She wouldn't care if she cheated on someone she didn't care for.
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
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      11-20-2018, 02:59 PM   #2118
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

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2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

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Sorry cmyx6go, I meant to include you too to answer this question!

I thought of Lups too but figured she'd answered something like I would like to kill anyone who asks this question as I haven't seen my husband's in 15 years and I hope it's fallen off.
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no one likes a fur burger, do they?
When my ex wife and I first got together, she was adorable, very attractive, 110 pounds, funny, intelligent and she came with the biggest panty hamster I had ever seen. She saw the look on my face when I came face to face with Minge-y and it never looked like that again. Thank goodness she could read my reaction and we didn't need to have the talk. I'm not a beat box master and have no intention of ever becoming one. General rule of thumb, if someone's mouth is going to be anywhere on your body, make DAMN sure it's hair free.
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Wait that isn't a pet name?

I thought you were misspelling it as a joke or to "conceal" her name...

Her name is Danyell?

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Doc ended the fantasy. What a mofo...

I pictured Danielle as this beautiful long-brown-haired classy girl...

Now Danyell is a bleach-blonde with pink hair ends and "let me speak to your manager" haircut, with a lizard tattoo on the right side of her face...
Seriously...The choo choo train is coming.
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1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Childlike is not a word that's come to my mind, but I suppose it looks a bit odd vs trimmed.
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Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.
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Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.
I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.
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I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.
My queen, I appreciate your recognition of talent but may I decline such a title?
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Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.
I've yet to try trimming my legs entirely... figured it'd look weird.

Guess that could be a second preferences question already answered by Biorin.

So you shave your armpits too?
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Not the bully thread either
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I've yet to try trimming my legs entirely... figured it'd look weird.

Guess that could be a second preferences question already answered by Biorin.

So you shave your armpits too?
Armpits chest and legs I usually use a #3 gaurd. It doesn't look like it's been shaved but keeps it from getting out of control. I also keep the back as close to no hair as possible.
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Not the bully thread either
Ok link me to that one then.
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@Biorin resurrection time for these clueless boys.
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I've yet to try trimming my legs entirely... figured it'd look weird.

Guess that could be a second preferences question already answered by Biorin.

So you shave your armpits too?
Armpits and legs. I usually use a #3 gaurd. It doesn't look like it's been shaved but keeps it from getting out of control.
I really didn't think you meant that you took it to that level. Lord of the Manscape shall not be declined.
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