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      08-24-2024, 06:21 PM   #1
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What has four letters, occasionally twelve letters,
sometimes nine letters, never five letters, but
always six letters.
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      08-24-2024, 06:33 PM   #2
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What has four letters, occasionally twelve letters,
sometimes nine letters, never five letters, but
always six letters.
What has four letters.
Occasionally has twelve letters.
Sometimes has nine letters.
Never has five letters.
Always as six letters.

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      08-24-2024, 07:13 PM   #3
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?????
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What's the difference between an orange?
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
Two dimes and a nickel.
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Two dimes and a nickel.

Yes sir!
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I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
Rubles.
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What two words, added together, contain the most letters?















Answer: Post office.
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I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

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What starts with e and ends with e but only contains one letter?
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What starts with e and ends with e but only contains one letter?
An envelope.
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An envelope.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Three, IIRC.....
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