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      09-07-2018, 10:19 AM   #23
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Take your own advise: Glitter bomb
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      09-07-2018, 10:36 AM   #25
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Dude I didn't even know that U/D is even a thing till I googled it up
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Your admiration is oozing through your words. Nice try at pretending you aren't thinking about doing it to certain people's houses.
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dude I'm British (living in Canada)

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Both Canadian.....
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      09-07-2018, 10:38 AM   #27
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NOW THATS a good one

Unless "glitter bomb" is some kind of slang I haven't heard of and similar to upperdecking

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Good man. This is how you get the reputation of being a real pro which will follow you for the rest of your life!

Cheers-mk
Prior training and working around military professionals instilled that one.
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In the hot girl's anus
but none are....i guess my hot wife will have to do
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dude I'm British (living in Canada)
sure...:P
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sure...:P
there's a little garage in Ontario, which proudly flies the flag
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Was "Rule Britannia" playing in the background?
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I am really tempted to spend my last days in this place removing all the filters on saying what I actually think.

I suspect I would be asked to leave before my resignation notice had completed and they'd just pay me out. 30 days would be a long time to hold my tongue.
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I am really tempted to spend my last days in this place removing all the filters on saying what I actually think.

I suspect I would be asked to leave before my resignation notice had completed and they'd just pay me out. 30 days would be a long time to hold my tongue.
never good to burn bridges my friend. You never know when you might need that person or company later.

Or in my case new windows for my house at a discounted price.
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of course man ! LOLZ

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never good to burn bridges my friend. You never know when you might need that person or company later.

Or in my case new windows for my house at a discounted price.
I know ... but I'm being aggressively headhunted these days so my mind does occasionally turn to the sheer pleasure it would be to speak my mind. The truth is that would probably only happen if I was walking out after a big lottery win
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never good to burn bridges my friend. You never know when you might need that person or company later.
^^^^^ THIS !

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Or in my case new windows for my house at a discounted price.
NO WAIT ^^^THIS^^^
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Go to your happy place. And bring him.
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Go to your happy place. And bring him.
beastiality will not be excepted...no matter how much you want it to
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beastiality will not be excepted...no matter how much you want it to
You are such a jerk. That is MKSixer 's emotional support animal. How dare you make fun of him!!!

Now I'm going to have to go buy him an additional emo support animal to get him over your comments. Jeez.

I think it would help next time if you understood why MKSixer needed an emotional support animal in the first place, and so I'm going to tell you so in the future, you can be a little more sensitive. See, here's the issue, he went in to his local BMW dealership and they sold him an i8 under the guise of it being a "supercar".

But after he spent some time in it, he realized that despite the Duracell battery packs strapped to it, he can't ignore the lingering realization that the engine is no more than the 3-cylinder Mini Cooper engine buzzing away behind him.

Hence the emo support animal now required.

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Bring in a candy dispenser. Fill it up with M&M's. Put it on your desk and send out a group email. That way throughout the day people stop by your desk to "fuck off" and chat. Day wasted...people are able to say goodbye. You go out riding a unicorn as the cool employee.
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Bring in a candy dispenser. Fill it up with M&M's. Put it on your desk and send out a group email. That way throughout the day people stop by your desk to "fuck off" and chat. Day wasted...people are able to say goodbye. You go out riding a unicorn as the cool employee.
Already the cool employee
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