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      08-15-2016, 01:33 AM   #37159
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You male pussies are shaving parts of your body and dare to mention if I do a sunbath??
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
My friend ...."Now" you look ready for Sweetie !
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      08-15-2016, 10:09 AM   #37164
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Good (late) afternoon ..
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Good (late) afternoon ..
Good afternoon Philippe!
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      08-15-2016, 10:17 AM   #37166
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Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.
How about something like this my friend ?
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      08-15-2016, 10:28 AM   #37167
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Maybe Sweetie needs a Superman ?
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      08-15-2016, 11:43 AM   #37169
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About to shave my pubs and pits

Gotta clean up for the (zero) ladies waiting for me to get back to DC
I'm pretty sure this was covered in the "Ask a Girl Anything" thread. But that's one hell of a thread to look through to find a few responses.

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      08-15-2016, 11:44 AM   #37170
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About to shave my pubs and pits

Gotta clean up for the (zero) ladies waiting for me to get back to DC
I'm pretty sure this was covered in the "Ask a Girl Anything" thread. But that's one hell of a thread to look through to find a few responses.

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Cleanly trimmed is good
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      08-15-2016, 11:50 AM   #37171
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Cleanly trimmed is good
Hey girl... I heard you like em cleanly trimmed. Look how I cleaned up the line around my beard.



and not like no Hairy Potter
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      08-15-2016, 11:52 AM   #37172
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Hey girl... I heard you like em cleanly trimmed. Look how I cleaned up the line around my beard.
Goddamnit, my eyes, my eyes!
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      08-15-2016, 12:18 PM   #37173
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Wait till you do it to your cock/balls.

It looks like they grew an inch or two
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Hey, if I expect my women to keep up down there, it's only fair I do it for them as well.

Don't be so selfish, sir.
Plus, it makes it easier for them to find it too...
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      08-15-2016, 12:19 PM   #37174
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Wait till you do it to your cock/balls.

It looks like they grew an inch or two
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Hey, if I expect my women to keep up down there, it's only fair I do it for them as well.

Don't be so selfish, sir.
Plus, it makes it easier for them to find it too...
Tweezer/magnifying glass free is the way to be!
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      08-15-2016, 01:34 PM   #37175
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Dude shaves his pits? Shave your chest hair too? What the hell.


I like to put my woman on an African safari to find the little pecker. It's like an adventure game for them.
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      08-15-2016, 01:36 PM   #37176
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      08-15-2016, 01:37 PM   #37177
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What? Just trying to be au naturale.
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      08-15-2016, 01:58 PM   #37178
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I like to put my woman on an African safari to find the little pecker. It's like an adventure game for them.
Fraught with danger too, like any adventure game. My question is, what do they win?

I just can't imagine a game called "find the snake in the grass" will have that many takers unless there is a really good prize.
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Fraught with danger too, like any adventure game. My question is, what do they win?

I just can't imagine a game called "find the snake in the grass" will have that many takers unless there is a really good prize.
It's like the kinder eggs... the game is only playable in Europe, cuz the US has too stringent rules about tiny objects being a choking hazard.
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It's like the kinder eggs... the game is only playable in Europe, cuz the US *population is too stupid to realize that* tiny objects *are* a choking hazard.
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