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I would like to once again remind everyone on these forums to never stick it in crazy!
the girl that accused a professor of misconduct has been arrested for putting a knife to her ex's throat to delete stuff of his phone/computer, now her and her roommate are set at $25k bail lol did i mention they were supposed to be walking with cap and gown in literally 3 days? lmao |
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05-08-2019, 03:50 PM | #4121 |
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no, no you didn't
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05-13-2019, 08:48 AM | #4122 |
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I met a couple few days ago, had asked them how they met. The answer was "we played fool at school".
Anybody be able to explain that "game" or the phrase? Thank you
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05-13-2019, 08:56 AM | #4123 |
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05-15-2019, 03:06 AM | #4124 |
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I have a funny story for y'all.
I got back on tinder just cuz I was craving something new. I live in nyc next to a dozen universities and being 25 tinder always comes through. I match with a 35 year old who says she's a milf. It's 2 am I'm thinking with the little head. She gives me her number and sends me nudes and I realize she's only 10 min away. She's graphic and says she likes young dick only and needs a good fucking....I'm just tryna get my dick sucked. I drive to her and realize it's a terrible area. I guess all the bloods gone to my dick and my brain was not functioning cuz I still decide to go through. I walk into her apartment she's wearing a thong and bra but has all the lights dimmed. She starts giving me a lap dance immediately. Her voice is off and red flags go off. I look at her hands and more red flags go off. I'm like she's a tranny. She tells me to smack her ass and take my pants off. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car. The drive back really had me reevaluating my life and the poor choices I sometimes make when I think with my dick smh |
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05-15-2019, 07:29 AM | #4125 | |
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good stuff
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Woah.....you are a better man than me. At your age I would've been so pissed, I would have probably ended up in jail. Not Cool!!!!!
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Thats kinda "Funky cold medina" song
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Some dating tips from car and driver.
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a2...le-statistics/ Put a Jeep on your profile?! |
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Poorly engineered, unreliable, plasticky, and zero fun to drive. But they are addicted to them. Americans gon American.
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It's the same reason why BMWs have been watered down. People want the "image" associated with a sporty car without the nuances associated with it, so BMW gave them what they wanted.
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Speaking of girls and cars, I parked next to this super clean e46 m3 the other day and as I was coming back out to my car I saw this gorgeous girl in her mid 20’s get in it and drive off.
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i'd rather be celibate than own any form of jeep
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