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      12-04-2015, 03:52 PM   #23
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I'm proud to say I have been married for 24 years.

We have certainly had some very difficult times but there have been many more good times. We've travelled the world together, have a nice house, cars, bike, etc but the most special thing we have gotten out of this is a beautiful 15 year old young man who is the world to us both.

Also happy to say I have never cheated on my wife and to the best of my knowledge she hasn't either.

No prenup, I don't even think they were around when we were married, no point anyway, we both had shit at the time.
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If you posted pictures of yourself in your underwear for the ladies of the internet, would she get upset?
Sorry, I wear thongs. Even Billup knows this.
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Fucking Biorin shared my shots with you? That bitch!
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How do you respond when your woman ask's this question every 30 minutes...

'What are you thinking about?'
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How do you respond when your woman ask's this question every 30 minutes...

'What are you thinking about?'
Even I do this.

The worst thing is I know I'm being really annoying. I still fucking can not stop.

And it's not like anything he says holds any value anyway, so why the fuck am I trying to include him to the conversation?!

(sorry, this was too tempting, I had to leave my man persona out for a sec and answer with the medically more accurate one)
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How do you respond when your woman ask's this question every 30 minutes...

'What are you thinking about?'
I have asked this very rarely... usually only if he's spacing out and has a weird look on his face, or something similar. Honesty is a good policy, unless you're thinking about railing your neighbor or something.
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How do you respond when your woman ask's this question every 30 minutes...

'What are you thinking about?'
I have asked this very rarely... usually only if he's spacing out and has a weird look on his face, or something similar. Honesty is a good policy, unless you're thinking about railing your neighbor or something.
....well, since you opened the door.....

When finished copulating, and she ask's,

'Who were you thinking about...?'
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Only when she sees me looking sad or when I'm very happy, she'll get suspicious.
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Only when she sees me looking sad or when I'm very happy, she'll get suspicious.


That's why doggy is SOOO important....
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If you posted pictures of yourself in your underwear for the ladies of the internet, would she get upset?
She's ok with me riding bimmette tomorrow for a few hours. ....So I'd go with no.
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That's why doggy is SOOO important....
No. Doggy in the dark is important because you can accidentally slip it in the "wrong" hole. Oopsie Poopsie.
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That's why doggy is SOOO important....
No. Doggy in the dark is important because you can accidentally slip it in the "wrong" hole. Oopsie Poopsie.
The teaser
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I know of more married men who have cheated than not.
Same circle of people tend to hang around together.

In my case, if someone even think of cheat, we take their ass out of the circle.
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No. Doggy in the dark is important because you can accidentally slip it in the "wrong" hole. Oopsie Poopsie.
"I don't know Scott Baio...I really screwed up last night."
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I mean at age of late 20s and 30s, they are STILL trying to explorer NEW VAGINA and NEW PENIS?

Speaking of people who are late....
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Do you jerk off while she is home?
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So...., how often do you have sex and how long have you been married?
Couple times a week, married 3 years but together 8ish.
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What do you gain out of marriage? Do you have a prenup?
Someone to fight with, yes I have one.
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