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      08-16-2021, 01:23 PM   #10737
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I wouldn’t have anything to do with a woman who is into any drugs. I dated a couple porn actresses when I was young and dumb. There were drugs involved with them and on one particular occasion, I thought I was going to be murdered. That was the end of dating porn actresses, for me. It just wasn’t worth it and it was always a shit show. When I have more time, if you guys remind me, I will tell you the story. For me I’ve never done drugs. I’ve never even smoked weed. So, I try to stay far far away from anyone who does drugs. Because, it never ends well.
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I wouldn’t have anything to do with a woman who is into any drugs. I dated a couple porn actresses when I was young and dumb. There were drugs involved with them and on one particular occasion, I thought I was going to be murdered. That was the end of dating porn actresses, for me. It just wasn’t worth it and it was always a shit show. When I have more time, if you guys remind me, I will tell you the story. For me I’ve never done drugs. I’ve never even smoked weed. So, I try to stay far far away from anyone who does drugs. Because, it never ends well.
You need to expand your horizons on drugs and the ladies they like.

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      08-16-2021, 01:38 PM   #10739
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You need to expand your horizons on drugs and the ladies they like.
Oh no I don’t. I have more women then I have time for. I’m more into the fitness women. So, there’s no need for me too involved with drug infested ones.
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      08-16-2021, 01:40 PM   #10740
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Oh no I don’t. I have more women then I have time for. I’m more into the fitness women. So, there’s no need for me too involved with drug infested ones.
Re-read my man. T'was a joke.

I too, know this feeling of more woman than what I have time for. I have one. I barely have time for mysellf. This is what the drugs are for. Again, I'm kidding.
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I’m a little busy right now. But, you better get a beer!
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      08-16-2021, 01:50 PM   #10742
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Ain't nothin wrong with that. Except when once in a while turns into all the while. Shit goes south fast, still fun if you enjoy rollercoasters.
Well that's the thing. While this is fun, not sure I want a shit show.
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Well that's the thing. While this is fun, not sure I want a shit show.
Do yourself a favor: Hit it a couple times and quit it! And, move on. No one should be that desperate for pussy.
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Ain’t nuuuuuuutin wrong with lil bugar sugar
Man that's the one if you don't know yourself or you have no self control? Stay the fuck away from, lol. Brown sug is truly one and done and the descent is rapid.
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      08-18-2021, 07:09 PM   #10748
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So many people I know do it. Church going Catholics and Baptists that I would never have suspected, rail cocaine.
yeah it's way more commonplace than the average person might think

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Man that's the one if you don't know yourself or you have no self control? Stay the fuck away from, lol. Brown sug is truly one and done and the descent is rapid.
lol he said buggar sugar not that brown sugar

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So many people I know do it. Church going Catholics and Baptists that I would never have suspected, rail cocaine.
That’s why a lot of people go to church. So they can feel ok about all the shit they do.
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      08-19-2021, 10:40 AM   #10750
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That’s why a lot of people go to church. So they can feel ok about all the shit they do.
Sat night services man: "Bless me father for Im about to fuck some shit up tonight."

I dont do drugs, just weed.
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That’s why a lot of people go to church. So they can feel ok about all the shit they do.
I stopped going to church because of this. Repenting got old. Funny at how when I went to church I was constantly told I was going to hell. I quit going and I no longer hear it or worry about it. It's like participating in a race to be told by your coach that you're going to lose before the race starts.
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      08-19-2021, 01:15 PM   #10752
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My last visit into a church was St Peters at Rome few years ago, have no intention to visit for religious reasons. Stopped bolieving decades ago.
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I dont do drugs, just weed.
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He’s just a helicopter pilot. Who the hell does he think he is? Last I checked, no means no, not keep pressing the issue.
Seems like he's going for the "assertive alpha male" act but crashing and burning in the process
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Seems like he's going for the "assertive alpha male" act but crashing and burning in the process
No wonder he’s single.
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No wonder he’s single.
Yeah... and apparently he'll continue being single for a while according to himself
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No wonder he’s single.
Where do you meet these dumb shits?
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