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      10-23-2015, 07:13 PM   #1
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I doubt anyone does. lol

kind of the point though. Thank you for your support.
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Why you always picking on me?
I don't pick on you. You must be confusing me with another member with a dog pic avatar.
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I don't pick on you. You must be confusing me with another member with a dog pic avatar.
I know was kidding. How about if you had a homosexual encounter would you tell your spouse?
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I know was kidding. How about if you had a homosexual encounter would you tell your spouse?
I tell my spouse about being on Bimmerpost all the time.
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
1st. Most guys don't like boob implants, they like boobs, fake or real is secondary.

C. I wouldn't get the surgery even if it was untraceable. But i'm very sure that some, likely many, would be lined up around the block for that surgery.
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
I've never gotten them either to be honest. That being said they don't all look horrible. A friend of mine got implants after a double mastectomy, her new boobs look and feel very nice (yes she let a bunch of people touch them, yes we were drunk, yes it was weird once we all sobered up).

I wont say they felt real real, but they we very expensive and it shows. Theyre bigger than her natural boobs (by a cup size or two I think) but they dont look out of place or like bolt ons.
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I don't pick on 1MOREMOD - he is my Diesel buddy
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I live in a smaller town and lots of diesel guys. I'm only one with suv it's all big dodges and such.
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
90% of the guys like big boobs. On the other hand I'm not sure that 90% of girls like big penis. I don't see the point of having a DD penis, do you?
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
90% of the guys like big boobs. On the other hand I'm not sure that 90% of girls like big penis. I don't see the point of having a DD penis, do you?
True but it's an ego thing, I would assume.
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90% of the guys like big boobs. On the other hand I'm not sure that 90% of girls like big penis. I don't see the point of having a DD penis, do you?
I'd be interested in having a DP penis. Remember how cool the internet got when we found out about double dick dude?
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True but it's an ego thing, I would assume.
Ya I'm not w/ the 90%

Not big on implants either. I prefer natural.
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Killing flies

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You could buy cheaper cars.

Um, conversation topic.

A built in whip for riding.

You could paint it green and pretend its your Halloween costume, the snake man.

I can think of a lot of things to do with a DD penis. Big boobs are a pain in the chest.
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