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      02-09-2019, 07:20 PM   #2861
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The coffee should be black and steaming hot...there should be a K-bar on the table, as well as the latest copy of Guns and Ammo.
You dont carry a kbar. Spyderco military for me.
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      02-09-2019, 07:24 PM   #2862
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You dont carry a kbar. Spyderco military for me.
I keep one in the car.
Spyderco is fantastic.
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I completely missed the coffee. An American obviously didn't create that meme cause anything other than black coffee is shit.

I always thought that people who put crap in their coffee don't really like coffee. They just like the idea of coffee.

Putting cream or sugar in it, might as well just drink tea.
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      02-09-2019, 07:37 PM   #2864
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I keep one in the car.
Spyderco is fantastic.
Yep have pm2, military and matriarch for spyderco. Also have a vietnam issued kbar believe camillus, as well as Ontario sp1.
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I keep one in the car.
Spyderco is fantastic.
I had a spyderco and found it a bit light so went for a Benchmade for my duty knife, and now carry a kershaw as the Benchmade is bit big. I'd like to get a K-bar for my collection. I have a nice SOG though.
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I completely missed the coffee. An American obviously didn't create that meme cause anything other than black coffee is shit.

I always thought that people who put crap in their coffee don't really like coffee. They just like the idea of coffee.

Putting cream or sugar in it, might as well just drink tea.
Baileys on Christmas morning. Other than that its black like my heart.
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]Baileys[/B] on Christmas morning. Other than that its black like my heart.
Or once onboard an aircraft.
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Baileys on Christmas morning. Other than that its black like my heart.
No Baileys for me. Mine is iced; cold and black like my heart.
More eggs, less bacon, no toast.
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Coffee should be black, gun should be a 1911! And turned on its other side for quicker index
Thought the exact same thing! lol

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Slide 2: I have an M badge on my 320d
Slide 3: Apologies sir, have a pleasant day.
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A friend of mines mother showed me this story in a medical journal years ago. I was actually telling someone about this just a few weeks ago.
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OMG, I was in high school when the story was all over the news.

There was variant to this story which was the hamster was actually a naked mole rat, they would drug it to pull out its teeth (for obvious reason) and then the rat would spasm and shake about and die and they had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

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Ha, we played that in a board meeting one time. It maybe didn't receive the reception my team expected.
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