WTF turns them around

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 11:59 AM

So my 7 year old daughter is a gem,

I'm sometimes mean (in a daddy way)
I tell her off, loose my temper, scold her, time out's punishments.
I'm even sometimes wrong and she get's it for me.
I'll even get the pouty, upset look, the tantrum crying
sometimes the full 9 yards

BUT regardless of what I have done every night I get the
"daddy tuck me in", get the biggest hug and a kiss ever.
In the morning she's all brightness and light.

TBH I've felt guilty about something I've said to her, and I'll say "sorry"
she'll turn round and say either "why" or "That's ok"

SO please help me to understand

why, oh why oh why, do these angels, with no permanent memory or malice turn into fire breathing, pig dog, demon hounds of hell, who will rip your face off for not putting down the toilet seat

Never letting you forget what "you told them last night" and holding a grudge for years.

Godforbid you end up sleeping on the couch.

Fcuk what happens to them. seriously....

I was playing with ML yesterday, looked at daughter, looked at OH and thought. WTF, is she going to turn into a mad blazing maniac like the rest of her gender?

blue-mw · 03-27-2018, 12:01 PM

She's probably still hungry for that wonderful grilled cheese sandwich you couldn't stop talking to her about 6 months ago. She's just hangry.

Joekerr · 03-27-2018, 12:29 PM

So....what did you do this time?

Lups · 03-27-2018, 12:30 PM

The funniest part about parenting is when we get to send them to the grandparents for a day or two, and get a report that they were angels there and when we get them home they're kicking and screaming little shits.

The kids don't have the ways to understand that we love them unconditionally. They at some level feel abandoned for even the smallest things and their way to convince themselves we truly do love them even when we are ready to sell them to the inlaws is their tantrums.

It's kind of cute and at the same time so fucking annoying but one day they grow up and move out and we die of boredom so let's enjoy them now.

Beer also helps. The trick is that you drink it AFTER they go to beds in silence.

Just switch the words for kid to a husband and you understand why women are what we are and it's all your fault. If that doesn't help just look at any male who's over 35 and still looks like a human and you understand why we hate you.

Lups · 03-27-2018, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So....what did you do this time?

Two bucks says he bought her a smoothie maker for her birthday!

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 12:55 PM

LOL damn I forgot all about that thread...

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Originally Posted by blue-mw

She's probably still hungry for that wonderful grilled cheese sandwich you couldn't stop talking to her about 6 months ago. She's just hangry.

Uber Commuter · 03-27-2018, 12:58 PM

Estrogen is a helluva drug...

But then, so is testosterone...

Just wait until they are 16-18...

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:03 PM

LOL................................. errr nothing !

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So....what did you do this time?

Lups · 03-27-2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Estrogen is a helluva drug...

But then, so is testosterone...

Just wait until they are 16-18...

Most of my friends have always been males, we had to stop the sleepovers at that age since they were stuffing their dicks in their sleep towards me in the mornings, and I was basically raping them at night time. There is just no mixing those hormones without some ground rules.

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:06 PM

I just want to confirm you guy's are understanding, I dont have a problem with my daughter, just the

"fire breathing, pig dog, demon hounds of hell females" they turn into

and why they turn from Angels into fcking monsters

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Most of my friends have always been males, we had to stop the sleepovers at that age since they were stuffing their dicks in their sleep towards me in the mornings, and I was basically raping them at night time. There is just no mixing those hormones without some ground rules.

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:09 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OK I see what your saying

they hit puberty, the est. kicks in they grow tit's and then think there God's gift and there poo don't smell

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Estrogen is a helluva drug...

But then, so is testosterone...

Just wait until they are 16-18...

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:10 PM

So it's really MENS fault for putting females onto pedestals.

Lups · 03-27-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

Just trying to be helpful! Even though I translate females to men very fluently, I can't say I can translate men to women as well. I'm pretty sure the thing is that at the age of 13-32 all men talk to boobs only and we women from 11-30 are convinced we are so ugly nobody loves us.

I'm trying to solve this by turning my kids gay.

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:14 PM

some of the funniest times me and daughter have, is when we fart, we blame each other, laugh at the noises, see who can make the loudest, smelliest ones.

Other day, little un, went and sat with mom on the sofa, dropped an egg and ran over to me, we both pissed ourselves laughing

If looks could kill man !!!!!!!!

jaye944 · 03-27-2018, 01:15 PM

PMSLF

You nearly got it... Why are men gay....WOMEN

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm trying to solve this by turning my kids gay.

JimVonBaden · 03-27-2018, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Estrogen is a helluva drug...

But then, so is testosterone...

Just wait until they are 16-18...

Exactly. They have yet to learn the other side of the coin, where everything you do it ruining their life.

Then later, her poor boyfriend/husband will be the beneficiary of her never forgetting a single mistake he made, or stupid thing he said!

It is all about balance, and how girls manage to survive long enough to be the woman you can't live with, and can't life without!

My daughter is 26, and I love her dearly, and always will, but she is fully a woman now, so the rules we lived by when she was a child no longer apply!

JimVonBaden · 03-27-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

So it's really MENS fault for putting females onto pedestals.

EVERYTHING is the fault of men!

(according to women.)

Lups · 03-27-2018, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

PMSLF

You nearly got it... Why are men gay....WOMEN

You're not the only one raising a girl here, but thanks to the actions of my mom towards me, I never mention mine in this forum or basically anywhere.

TomD335xicoupe · 03-27-2018, 02:15 PM

I swear my wife has the most organized mental filing system know to man. She can pull up a file on any possible thing I have ever done in my lifetime and I swear she somehow logged into and uploaded my mother and grammar school teacher Sister Lucile memory banks.
Bottom line is they are just like every mobster I have ever met , they never forget a grudge, and you have to pay the VIG until your dead.

blue-mw · 03-27-2018, 02:18 PM

You're all reading wayyyyyy too far into this.

If it wasn't the grilled cheese, it was definitely the brisket.

jaye944 · 03-29-2018, 08:41 AM

I'm dying on the weather, can't wait to get out and smoke dat biyatch

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Originally Posted by blue-mw

You're all reading wayyyyyy too far into this.

If it wasn't the grilled cheese, it was definitely the brisket.

03-27-2018, 11:59 AM	#1
jaye944 Captain 1027 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	WTF turns them around - girls So my 7 year old daughter is a gem, I'm sometimes mean (in a daddy way) I tell her off, loose my temper, scold her, time out's punishments. I'm even sometimes wrong and she get's it for me. I'll even get the pouty, upset look, the tantrum crying sometimes the full 9 yards BUT regardless of what I have done every night I get the "daddy tuck me in", get the biggest hug and a kiss ever. In the morning she's all brightness and light. TBH I've felt guilty about something I've said to her, and I'll say "sorry" she'll turn round and say either "why" or "That's ok" SO please help me to understand why, oh why oh why, do these angels, with no permanent memory or malice turn into fire breathing, pig dog, demon hounds of hell, who will rip your face off for not putting down the toilet seat Never letting you forget what "you told them last night" and holding a grudge for years. Godforbid you end up sleeping on the couch. Fcuk what happens to them. seriously.... I was playing with ML yesterday, looked at daughter, looked at OH and thought. WTF, is she going to turn into a mad blazing maniac like the rest of her gender?
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blue-mw Private First Class 216 Rep 183 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: STL iTrader: (1)	She's probably still hungry for that wonderful grilled cheese sandwich you couldn't stop talking to her about 6 months ago. She's just hangry.
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jaye944 Captain 1027 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	I just want to confirm you guy's are understanding, I dont have a problem with my daughter, just the "fire breathing, pig dog, demon hounds of hell females" they turn into and why they turn from Angels into fcking monsters
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jaye944 Captain 1027 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	So it's really MENS fault for putting females onto pedestals.
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jaye944 Captain 1027 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	some of the funniest times me and daughter have, is when we fart, we blame each other, laugh at the noises, see who can make the loudest, smelliest ones. Other day, little un, went and sat with mom on the sofa, dropped an egg and ran over to me, we both pissed ourselves laughing If looks could kill man !!!!!!!!
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TomD335xicoupe First Lieutenant 319 Rep 378 Posts Drives: 08 335XI me ,19 x3 M40 wife Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (1)	I swear my wife has the most organized mental filing system know to man. She can pull up a file on any possible thing I have ever done in my lifetime and I swear she somehow logged into and uploaded my mother and grammar school teacher Sister Lucile memory banks. Bottom line is they are just like every mobster I have ever met , they never forget a grudge, and you have to pay the VIG until your dead. __________________
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blue-mw Private First Class 216 Rep 183 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: STL iTrader: (1)	You're all reading wayyyyyy too far into this. If it wasn't the grilled cheese, it was definitely the brisket.
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