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      06-05-2019, 06:38 PM   #23
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two years on...Bjj still kicking my ass.

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Combative art, I'm married and can definitely dodge bullets. My master flung-doo said if can come home drunk and not engage in battle you will earn your black belt. I'm still beltless.
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Combative art, I'm married and can definitely dodge bullets. My master flung-doo said if can come home drunk and not engage in battle you will earn your black belt. I'm still beltless.
Well, once you've mentioned marriage I can't help it any more. It's your wife who might need some BJ-Jutsu expertise if you like it. You needn't bother yourself.

A disclaimer: I don't really mean to hurt the feelings of BJJ fans. It's just receiving an intruder straight between your legs in the missionary position looks as doubtful to me as it is. Of wrestling I only practised a very little bit of Greco-Roman where once you fall on your back you lose. Martial application is quite different, of course, but exposing the groin is my big concern regarding spreading the legs here as well.
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I once met someone at a martial arts venue who claimed to train in Combat Tai-Chi...

With a complete deadpan I asked "How effective is it?"...and timed the second half of the response for when he opened his mouth to say "...boring your opponent to death?"

Well, we were all hysterical at the time...

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I once met someone at a martial arts venue who claimed to train in Combat Tai-Chi...

With a complete deadpan I asked "How effective is it?"...and timed the second half of the response for when he opened his mouth to say "...boring your opponent to death?"

Well, we were all hysterical at the time...

"...and timed the second half of the response" - here's when I thought the immediate response you received was a blow and when "the light turned back on" they told you someone had laughed to death.

Definitely, most people actually come to practise their talking skills. Preparing themselves for creative discussions like this, perhaps:

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