You know you're old when...

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

"When the moon hits your eye" . . .

That's amore…

[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by TSII

There's no such thing as nice old men. They all have an agenda.

Well, that's not true! I'm definitely old and I'm nice and I don't have an agenda. Wait, I do have an agenda. It's whatever my wife tells me it is.

[shawnhayes]

When you reference "purple haze" and everyone in the room at that time has NO IDEA what you're talking about.

Shawn

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by Esteban

You don't know what he knows about her. ASSume

You know what they say about assume?
It makes an ass out of u and me!

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

You know what they say about assume?
It makes an ass out of u and me!

Is harass one word, or two?

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

Is harass one word, or two?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TSII

You know you're old when you just discovered that "typing" class in school is referred to as "keyboarding" nowadays. I will still proudly tell people I took typing class in HS and had a near 60wpm rate with very few errors.

I took typing class in high school too but have no idea what my wpm was. I know I did well, though.

Funny thing is now I pretty much type with just two fingers.

PS - still pretty speedy.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I took typing class in high school too but have no idea what my wpm was. I know I did well, though.

Funny thing is now I pretty much type with just two fingers.

PS - still pretty speedy.

STILL looking down while typing with multiple fingers

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

STILL looking down while typing with multiple fingers

Whatever works for you.

[Dino GT]

You know you're old when you drop something and you stare at it for a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TSII

.... when you participate in a thread on a car enthusiast's forum about dog shit and get bothered by it.

And you don't have to be old to be bothered by it.

What the hell?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by TSII

Okay, good! At least SOME of us are on the same page around here.
Oh and I think cmyx6go has run out of popcorn by now but is gonna crack a bottle of wine and continue monitoring the otherwise unrelated thread.

What a shit show.

[Esteban]

I'm in to share the wine. 🍷

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I'm in to share the wHine. 🍷

Fixed that for you.....

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TSII

Yes but so addictive.
Ozark has nothing on this!

Yes, we do have a good time here, don't we?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Fixed that for you.....

No whining here. Can't speak for you, though.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Esteban

No whining here. Can't speak for you, though.

What he said. Some of us don’t whine.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by TSII

Searching for posts about leaves or flower petals stuck to the ///M.....

That’s not whining, that’s complaining or ranting. Went to carwash, problem solved. Whining is bitching about something you won’t or can’t change. Bitching just to bitch.

[Dpc2u]

What? Well crap, now I have to go read the Dog Poop thread. I skipped past that a couple days ago.

🐩💩

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

What? Well crap, now I to go read the Dog Poop thread. I skipped past that a couple days ago.

🐩💩

That’s time you’ll never get back. Typical forum stuff. Poster asks for an opinion, gets opinions he doesn’t agree with. Rinse, repeat.

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

That’s time you’ll never get back. Typical forum stuff. Poster asks for an opinion, gets opinions he doesn’t agree with. Rinse, repeat.

Thank you, but too late. 10 minutes of life gone reading about dog poop disposal techniques and etiquette. 🤪

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by TSII

So true. It's not restricted to OT forum either. Pick any of the car sub forums and it's indeed the exact same thing. Somehow we keep coming back for more like it's a drug. Go figure.

More so in the car forums. But we’ve had a few epic posts in the dating thread. I wonder what happened to the two most recent guys.