Woman rips off testicle with bare hands

[F30lolz]

Pic of said ball stripper.

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I'd still hit.




Probably wouldn't go balls deep in her, though.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Just a young woman with a refined palate for aging grapes

She says that it'll haunt her for the rest of her life. What about him? Imagine explaining to every girl you ever bang that your ex ripped your nut off.
And then explaining that you dated a fucking yeti.

"Hey, what can I say. Once you've had the D, you cannot give it up (or resist putting it in your mouth). Let's get started then, shall we."

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

"Hey, what can I say. Once you've had the D, you cannot give it up (or resist putting it in your mouth). Let's get started then, shall we."

"Whilst in coitus, I whispered in her ear 'take it.' And take it, she did."

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

"Whilst in coitus, I whispered in her ear 'take it.' And take it, she did."

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!