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      10-08-2016, 12:22 AM   #111
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I'll send you a cat too, and I better start being nicer to my spouse
Don't like cats, thanks.
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what part of the world are you and this princess under your protection in, again?
Advice needed! No fucking way would any car guy be okay. Hell I've spent years convincing her men shouldn't be allowed to go near cars.
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Don't like cats, thanks.
Neither does she, so that should get you both out of the house and go for a man hunt.
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Don't like cats, thanks.
Neither does she, so that should get you both out of the house and go for a man hunt.
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Advice needed! No fucking way would any car guy be okay. Hell I've spent years convincing her men shouldn't be allowed to go near cars.
im 42 not even interested in playing daddy, just curious as to where you social media maidens are from
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What are the income requirements?
She isn't an American so she makes her own money.
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What are the income requirements?
She isn't an American so she makes her own money.
What? Tell me more about this concept
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What? Tell me more about this concept
Oh come on, your ladies are not that bad...
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Sheesh Tara, I'm 24 now. It's like you don't even know me.
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Sheesh Tara, I'm 24 now. It's like you don't even know me.
Oh man, you're getting old!
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I just don't ever take pics. I keep forgetting you guys need those for everything.
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Sheesh Tara, I'm 24 now. It's like you don't even know me.
Lib, where does one find a great guy these days? I'm too old have babies so I need to pair her off and steal hers.
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Lib, where does one find a great guy these days? I'm too old have babies so I need to pair her off and steal hers.
We're all too short.

Sorry.
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We're all too short.

Sorry.
No, you're all hopeless anyway, the tallness is irrelevant.

But there has to be some advice you guys can hand out!
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No, you're all hopeless anyway, the tallness is irrelevant.

But there has to be some advice you guys can hand out!
If you want the complete and honest answer I can tell you in PM if you want.
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If you want the complete and honest answer I can tell you in PM if you want.
I love you to bits arc, but you're like the last person on earth I want advice on young people.

But someone here has to have kids (we else are old here) who has a kid that isn't a fuckup, and that person can shed light on what normal these days do for fun.
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No, you're all hopeless anyway, the tallness is irrelevant.

But there has to be some advice you guys can hand out!
Want some advice?

Tell her to go out and DO the things she likes to do and she'll meet people that way.

Make sure she doesnt "live" in social media

Help her make friends with folks that are sane....this usually requires hanging out with a sprinkling of folks that are a decade or so her seniors because her peers are semi retarded and mostly emotionally disfunctional at that age.

Dont be afraid to date guys that are 10 or more years her senior because many of us choose to mature slower than most woman in many regards......I'll never "grow up" but I didnt really become as responsible as I should have been until my late 20's.

Personally I'm a hopeless romantic and all I've ever wanted from a girlfriend/soul mate is a best friend....with benefits of course......you know.....she and I against the world sort of thing.........didnt work out so well with the most recent GF of 2 years that I just managed to "uninstall" from my home.....I'm mostly done with american women and the materialistic "What are you going to do for me" attitude
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Want some advice?

Tell her to go out and DO the things she likes to do and she'll meet people that way.

Make sure she doesnt "live" in social media

Help her make friends with folks that are sane....this usually requires hanging out with a sprinkling of folks that are a decade or so her seniors because her peers are semi retarded and mostly emotionally disfunctional at that age.

Dont be afraid to date guys that are 10 or more years her senior because many of us choose to mature slower than most woman in many regards......I'll never "grow up" but I didnt really become as responsible as I should have been until my late 20's.

Personally I'm a hopeless romantic and all I've ever wanted from a girlfriend/soul mate is a best friend....with benefits of course......you know.....she and I against the world sort of thing.........didnt work out so well with the most recent GF of 2 years that I just managed to "uninstall" from my home.....I'm mostly done with american women and the materialistic "What are you going to do for me" attitude
Damn, a good one man.
She doesn't do any social media, too busy with real life, all her friends are great too, if we leave me out from it. Yesterday she was saying how impossible it is to find a good guy these days and yeah, I guess it truly is.

The truth is us from the north are even too independent. Try feeling like a man when your spouse is making the same money, driving the same cars and basically telling you to fuck off if you even ask them to clean the house.

I'm ten years older than she is, and my friends always keep asking about her but thos sorry fuckers seriously are better of with a bottle of lube and tissues than a real person (not even kidding, 34+ single men tend to be very, very sad. It takes effort to try to appear happy alone)

She had had a tough week, so starting this knowing you guys made her laugh when it was truly needed. I called her this morning and told her I'm buying her a cat. At least that'll eat her face after she dies alone.
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