I need to find a man!

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by aozer

wat

News flash.....a lot of people own or work with large animals

How many horse owners in the US are there?

How many vets and others work in the industry.

Anyone that spends any time around any sort of animal is necessarily familiar with anatomy and physiology

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by aozer

wat

He's calling you a peasant for not knowing about horses and related dildos.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by jpnh

News flash.....a lot of people own or work with large animals

How many horse owners in the US are there?

How many vets and others work in the industry.

Anyone that spends any time around any sort of animal is necessarily familiar with anatomy and physiology

Lol damn dude, cry more. It's a fuckin joke...

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by bimmette

He's calling you a peasant for not knowing about horses and related dildos.

No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jpnh

No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......

No, it was already very clear you have knowledge about horses. You mentioned it in an earlier post. He was just teasing. Yeesh!

[Nkc]

It's truly respectable how much you know about horse wangs. Could you elaborate on horse vag?

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Nkc

It's truly respectable how much you know about horse wangs. Could you elaborate on horse vag?

Google it if you want to know more about equine reproductive organs......or just watch the videos of the freak previously posted

[Lups]

I did not see this coming when I went to sleep last night

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Lups

I did not see this coming when I went to sleep last night

Oh, you'll see a horse cock cuming, it's almost majestic.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Oh, you'll see a horse cock cuming, it's almost majestic.

That's so Russian, they had an empress Catherine who was in to that sort of thing.

[Jaghave]

This topic has seriously gotten weird

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

This topic has seriously gotten weird

The boys are acting out since they got replaced by cats. Of course they have to bring something worth bragging about up, and sadly all they came up with was large barn animals with massive penises.

This is very normal in the bp ot, but you need to ve a veteran to realize that.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

The boys are acting out since they got replaced by cats. Of course they have to bring something worth bragging about up, and sadly all they came up with was large barn animals with massive penises.

This is very normal in the bp ot, but you need to ve a veteran to realize that.

Lups....as usual...all in good fun.......who was the one threatening to turn someone into a crazy cat lady?



The "Boys" arent the ones that are shoving grotesque objects modeled off equine physiology into their genitalia nor are the "Boys" substituting cats for human interaction.

You dont see any "crazy cat guys" do you?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Lups....as usual...all in good fun.......who was the one threatening to turn someone into a crazy cat lady?



The "Boys" arent the ones that are shoving grotesque objects modeled off equine physiology into their genitalia nor are the "Boys" substituting cats for human interaction.

You dont see any "crazy cat guys" do you?

I object! She can keep her mental health, she just has to give up on men to do so!

Hmm. You couldn't hide one of those shown above to pants, maybe this is the hidden secret of those who wear kilts! That would also explain why there still are women in Scotland since their men are as bad as ours back here.

Maybe I should take her to a cat shopping trip to the highlands.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by jpnh

No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......

As a computer engineer I'm highly offended by your last paragraph

[Banana Hammock]

What the fuck did I just walk into?

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I object! She can keep her mental health, she just has to give up on men to do so!

Hmm. You couldn't hide one of those shown above to pants, maybe this is the hidden secret of those who wear kilts! That would also explain why there still are women in Scotland since their men are as bad as ours back here.

Maybe I should take her to a cat shopping trip to the highlands.

Good mental health and "Cat Lady" are almost universally mutually exclusive

As far as kilts go I can attest to the fact that my scottish ancestors were onto a good idea....talk about comfort and errrrrr easy access

Lups, you really seem to have a grudge against men.....you sure you're not in the closet so to speak?

[Aatish]

What the fuck.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Good mental health and "Cat Lady" are almost universally mutually exclusive

As far as kilts go I can attest to the fact that my scottish ancestors were onto a good idea....talk about comfort and errrrrr easy access

Lups, you really seem to have a grudge against men.....you sure you're not in the closet so to speak?

I don't know, cats are used to keep old people happy at nursing homes, so they do provide a use. That seems to be working well for them, so why not expand the experiment to the young and new yorkers?

Clearly you've avoided the Scottish weather if you think easy access and not freezing to death first. I once made the mistake of going fishing there and boy was i sorry later. They do have this epic poison to help out with the frost bites, which made it worth it.

No, I'm more like hate everyone person, men weren't enough to fill my angst list. This tendency shows its ugly head especially after spending a few days freezing my ass off to help out an idiot.

Don't worry, men are safe from my wrath now until Friday, then the build starts and I'll just kill my helpers to make it easier for myself from the start.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I don't know, cats are used to keep old people happy at nursing homes, so they do provide a use. That seems to be working well for them, so why not expand the experiment to the young and new yorkers?

Clearly you've avoided the Scottish weather if you think easy access and not freezing to death first. I once made the mistake of going fishing there and boy was i sorry later. They do have this epic poison to help out with the frost bites, which made it worth it.

No, I'm more like hate everyone person, men weren't enough to fill my angst list. This tendency shows its ugly head especially after spending a few days freezing my ass off to help out an idiot.

Don't worry, men are safe from my wrath now until Friday, then the build starts and I'll just kill my helpers to make it easier for myself from the start.

Experimenting with new yorkers regardless of age is one thing but the young and impressionable elsewhere that otherwise probably have at least a chance at good mental health should be off limits from your frankensteinian experiments in mental health

Dont make me come to finland and rescue this nympho from your clutches......put the cat down and step away from the crazy cat lady.......

Scottish weather is pretty mild compared to what we get in northern new england........I had a lot of fun at hogmanay (scottish new years eve festival in endinburgh)....nice women, lots of good booze.....like I said....easy access

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's so Russian, they had an empress Catherine who was in to that sort of thing.

Can you find us some Russian broads?

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by anglo

Can you find us some Russian broads?

This doesnt sound like an unreasonable request imho