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      02-07-2009, 10:48 AM   #1
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anything you afraid to google?

in this day and age of government spying on us, are there things you avoid googling because a swat team might bust down your door? here are some phrases that i would never google:

DIY bomb with over-the-counter ingredients

disposing of a dead body

join sleeper cell at local mosque (use google map)

hack FBI network vulnerabilities

train your pets to pleasure you

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      02-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #2
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      02-07-2009, 11:07 AM   #3
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Yeah, if the governments wasn't watching I would be googling that stuff all day and night.
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      02-07-2009, 11:44 AM   #4
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lol there probably watching this thread right now
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      02-07-2009, 12:53 PM   #5
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govt just knocked on my door for reading this thread
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      02-07-2009, 01:03 PM   #6
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      02-07-2009, 01:04 PM   #7
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      02-07-2009, 01:06 PM   #8
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"train your pets to pleasure you"
too funny!!!!
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is self-anal pleasure and bestiality a canadian thing?
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If there ever comes a time that we are afraid the government will punish us for searching, thinking, or speaking (other than direct threats obviously) things then that is the time we need to have ourselves a revolution.

And... "train your pets to pleasure you" wtf?
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in this day and age of government spying on us, are there things you avoid googling because a swat team might bust down your door? here are some phrases that i would never google:

DIY bomb with over-the-counter ingredients

disposing of a dead body

join sleeper cell at local mosque (use google map)

hack FBI network vulnerabilities

train your pets to pleasure you

Mcauley Culkin
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in this day and age of government spying on us, are there things you avoid googling because a swat team might bust down your door? here are some phrases that i would never google:

DIY bomb with over-the-counter ingredients

disposing of a dead body

join sleeper cell at local mosque (use google map)

hack FBI network vulnerabilities

train your pets to pleasure you

Mcauley Culkin
Let me know if you want a DIY write up

Oh btw i just google "DIY bomb with over-the-counter ingredients" and you made it in the search haha

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...-8&sa=N&tab=iw
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Let me know if you want a DIY write up

Oh btw i just google "DIY bomb with over-the-counter ingredients" and you made it in the search haha

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...-8&sa=N&tab=iw
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Do NOT google "Brazilian" with the filter off - bad things happen
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      02-07-2009, 10:41 PM   #20
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      02-07-2009, 10:42 PM   #21
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Use Cuil, it doesn't store and track your search records. It sucks.... worse than the original Altavista and Yahoo. It's about the same crap level as Lycos.
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