Reasons to hate HOA

[M6ZeusGod]

HOA's are a nightmare. Florida is nothing more than a series of gated communities and they all think they are a sovereign power. Have received letters about how the pool table room was painted a certain color. I wasn't too happy to hear criticism about the interior of the house and don't know how they knew. Others have received letters when cars in the driveway have been literally touching the edge of the grass, not on it. It's just out of control here.

[JayeJaymes]

Originally Posted by Flyers2385

HOA's are a nightmare. Florida is nothing more than a series of gated communities and they all think they are a sovereign power. Have received letters about how the pool table room was painted a certain color. I wasn't too happy to hear criticism about the interior of the house and don't know how they knew. Others have received letters when cars in the driveway have been literally touching the edge of the grass, not on it. It's just out of control here.

WOW!! That's ridiculous. I have gotten letters because of my backyard not being up to standards. Seriously do the go that far and check behind everyone's fence or in your case scope in through the windows to see what color you rooms are

[samwoo2go]

I was masturbating on my front porch, the HOA lady came over and told me I can't do that or she will fine me $50. I said "WTF!?!" then proceeded to place a well aimed load on her face. She never complained again.

So the rule of thumb I always go by is, when the HOA is fucking with you, just nut on their face.

[number335]

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

I was masturbating on my front porch, the HOA lady came over and told me I can't do that or she will fine me $50. I said "WTF!?!" then proceeded to place a well aimed load on her face. She never complained again.

So the rule of thumb I always go by is, when the HOA is fucking with you, just nut on their face.

I bet you could fight that. I'm sure there is nothing in the bylaws that state you can't masturbate on your front porch.

[JayeJaymes]

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

I was masturbating on my front porch, the HOA lady came over and told me I can't do that or she will fine me $50. I said "WTF!?!" then proceeded to place a well aimed load on her face. She never complained again.

So the rule of thumb I always go by is, when the HOA is fucking with you, just nut on their face.

[Bimmeration]

reason why i hate it? because... i have to pay???

[Crimson92]

fuck hoas......a bunch of fat white women who do nothing but sit around and nag on people all day long..



i hate them with a passion