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      03-27-2009, 09:35 AM   #1
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Anyone ever hear of them? My buddy says the massage therapist wacks him off at the end.

I couldn't believe it when i heard that shit.

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      03-27-2009, 10:15 AM   #2
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Go to any Thai/Asian massage parlors.
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      03-27-2009, 10:15 AM   #3
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Sure, I've heard of it but never been. I'm pretty sure any other "services" costs extra. You're buddy is paying for that handjob. He should pay the $10 or so more for a BJ
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Ahhh yes the rub and tug........
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      03-27-2009, 10:30 AM   #5
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ya they exist...i remember back in high school we paid for our friend to get one
didn't think he would go and do it
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      03-27-2009, 10:37 AM   #6
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Some independent message therapists offer "extra" services.
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      03-27-2009, 11:17 AM   #7
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the rub and tug! classic
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      03-27-2009, 12:29 PM   #8
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They've been around for a long time. You just gotta ask for the dome.
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Is this considered cheating?
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Is this considered cheating?


there all over place down here in southern california lol
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      03-27-2009, 01:06 PM   #11
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lol andy you have first hand experiences w/ this?
There was an episode on Entourage about this, that's the only reason
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      03-27-2009, 01:17 PM   #12
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they will do more than just a rub and tug...
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      03-27-2009, 01:36 PM   #13
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Is this considered cheating?
ask your woman, I'm sure she'll say it's fine!
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      03-27-2009, 02:13 PM   #14
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Anyone ever hear of them? My buddy says the massage therapist wacks him off at the end.

I couldn't believe it when i heard that shit.

hahaha you just heard of this now? must only be a CA thing i guess?
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      03-27-2009, 02:52 PM   #15
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lol i heard there are some in fountain valley
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      03-27-2009, 03:20 PM   #16
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lol andy you have first hand experiences w/ this?
Pun intended?

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hahaha you just heard of this now? must only be a CA thing i guess?
Nope, they have them around the midwest as well.
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You can fuck them too
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      03-27-2009, 05:39 PM   #18
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I heard of one..I was at the Clubhouse in Dallas and my cousin said he'd give me fifty bucks if i went inside one of the parlors and ask the receptionist to 'see the girls'

With MY luck...there was an ugly hooker outside the place and the asian lady got scared and said 'we dont have any girls' i was shut out
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Is no one else bothered by the idea of a girl rubbing her hands all over your naked skin after jerking off the previous customer?
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Is no one else bothered by the idea of a girl rubbing her hands all over your naked skin after jerking off the previous customer?
Wear a condom?
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      03-27-2009, 06:27 PM   #21
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Is no one else bothered by the idea of a girl rubbing her hands all over your naked skin after jerking off the previous customer?
Ever heard of soap and wipes?
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      03-27-2009, 06:38 PM   #22
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Yeah ask for the exploding hand trick
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