2018 Winter Olympics

[Joekerr]

So these games appear to be going well. I laughed when I heard of the Kim Jong-un impersonator from Australia, and the Donald Trump impersonator was amusing as well.

Here are the current medal standings:

https://www.pyeongchang2018.com/en/g...-standings.htm

It would appear the medal count gives Lups just one more reason to hate on Sweden Zlaatan.

I am really impressed with how Norway is dominating the games though.

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

So these games appear to be going well. I laughed when I heard of the Kim Jong-un impersonator from Australia, and the Donald Trump impersonator was amusing as well.

Here are the current medal standings:

https://www.pyeongchang2018.com/en/g...-standings.htm

It would appear the medal count gives Lups just one more reason to hate on Sweden Zlaatan.

I am really impressed with how Norway is dominating the games though.

I think LUPS has to wait for the summer games
for the official sport of Finland:Pesapallo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

So these games appear to be going well. I laughed when I heard of the Kim Jong-un impersonator from Australia, and the Donald Trump impersonator was amusing as well.

Here are the current medal standings:

https://www.pyeongchang2018.com/en/g...-standings.htm

It would appear the medal count gives Lups just one more reason to hate on Sweden Zlaatan.

I am really impressed with how Norway is dominating the games though.

I'm going to abort myself from this thread. I'm old enough to know that I'm currently being made fun of and since everyone hates Canadians and I have tried to make everyone to hate Norwegians also, and since Sweden sucks balls always I'll just ignore you.

I hate you Joe.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Real Dodger

I think LUPS has to wait for the summer games
for the official sport of Finland:Pesapallo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo

Oh fuck off you too.

Btw I was great at that game. I was a great hitter, I caught all the balls, and i ran faster than anyone.

I just cant throw for shit. To save my life I can make myself part more than ten ft from a ball if I have to use a hand to sling it and even then there is no way to estimate where it'll fly.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm going to abort myself from this thread. I'm old enough to know that I'm currently being made fun of and since everyone hates Canadians and I have tried to make everyone to hate Norwegians also, and since Sweden sucks balls always I'll just ignore you.

I hate you Joe.

There seems to be a commonality here. Your hatred makes us great. I mean, Norway, Sweden, and Canada - two out of those three are in the top three in medal standings. Sweden is a little behind, but might catch up.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

There seems to be a commonality here. Your hatred makes us great. I mean, Norway, Sweden, and Canada - two out of those three are in the top three in medal standings. Sweden is a little behind, but might catch up.

Denmark. Everyone hates them! Those fucking Legos alone makes them the best target ever for me.

I still haven't had the time to watch hockey but it seems like the Finns are not being so Canadians, again.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Denmark. Everyone hates them! Those fucking Legos alone makes them the best target ever for me.

I still haven't had the time to watch hockey but it seems like the Finns are not being so Canadians, again.

No, no, you are in luck. Jei, the Finns are in fact playing the Canadians in quarter finals for men's hockey on Wednesday. Finland could win and advance.

I'm looking forward to it - despite not even being a hockey fan. I'm far more interested when it is country against country, rather than team against team.

Plus I see the Finnish women's hockey team is playing for bronze against Russia on Wednesday as well. So there is that too. Another chance to medal.

[Captain Blood]

Halfpipe breaking news:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/wint...0Fc?ocid=ientp

I can't believe I didn't make it to the medal round of quarters at my 1992 fraternity drinking games. Or did I make it? I really don't remember.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, no, you are in luck. Jei, the Finns are in fact playing the Canadians in quarter finals for men's hockey on Wednesday. Finland could win and advance.

I'm looking forward to it - despite not even being a hockey fan. I'm far more interested when it is country against country, rather than team against team.

Plus I see the Finnish women's hockey team is playing for bronze against Russia on Wednesday as well. So there is that too. Another chance to medal.

Fuck you. Duck you and your way of giving false hope. I hope you get hemorrhoids.

See, I infiltrated the poultry in to this too.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fuck you. Duck you and your way of giving false hope. I hope you get hemorrhoids.

See, I infiltrated the poultry in to this too.

If I do, and if we win, I'm going to name mine "Finland".

[Joekerr]

On a completely unrelated note, I ate too many jalapenos last night. I started out with a snack size portion of 4 bacon wrapped jalapenos, just to get me to dinner at 8, where I piled on way too many pickled jalapenos on my nachos.

I honestly think I've lost weight given my frequent trips to the washroom - they are violently extricating themselves from my stomach and it is no fun. There is no possible way I have anything left in my colon to give.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

On a completely unrelated note, I ate too many jalapenos last night. I started out with a snack size portion of 4 bacon wrapped jalapenos, just to get me to dinner at 8, where I piled on way too many pickled jalapenos on my nachos.

I honestly think I've lost weight given my frequent trips to the washroom - they are violently extricating themselves from my stomach and it is no fun. There is no possible way I have anything left in my colon to give.

After making fun of my country, you went for this too?!

Habaneras are my new thing and since apparently I've gotten used to them too, I'm not sure what exactly I'm supposed to do for all of autumn and spring season.

I'm designing a year round green room to grow my own in but seriously people: You don't know how mild the peppers go after September and some of us claim they're allergic to dishes a normal people can eat without crying!

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

On a completely unrelated note, I ate too many jalapenos last night. I started out with a snack size portion of 4 bacon wrapped jalapenos, just to get me to dinner at 8, where I piled on way too many pickled jalapenos on my nachos.

I honestly think I've lost weight given my frequent trips to the washroom - they are violently extricating themselves from my stomach and it is no fun. There is no possible way I have anything left in my colon to give.

Bad time for hemmeroids

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh fuck off you too.

Btw I was great at that game. I was a great hitter, I caught all the balls, and i ran faster than anyone.

I just cant throw for shit. To save my life I can make myself part more than ten ft from a ball if I have to use a hand to sling it and even then there is no way to estimate where it'll fly.

So, you throw like a girl then???

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, you throw like a girl then???

No, I was way, way worse. Still haven't figured it out but I'm sure someone can be blamed for it!

[MJones3]

Ah I can't seem to open the link, how unfortunate. Lups would you mind going through it and report back to me how many medals Sweden and Finland have?
It would be much appreciated, thanks.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zlaatan

Ah I can't seem to open the link, how unfortunate. Lups would you mind going through it and report back to me how many medals Sweden and Finland have?
It would be much appreciated, thanks.

You Swedes were supposed to be cool and nice.

[MJones3]

Originally Posted by Lups

You Swedes were supposed to be cool and nice.

I'm sorry but as a Swede it's my duty to point out that the Finns are doing worse than us at a sporting event. I think that's written in our constitution.

Look, when they introduce a series of 20-25 sauna based events at the Olympics you guys will be in the top of the medal standings every single time.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Lups

See, I infiltrated the poultry in to this too.

No poultry sh*t outside of the ban-thread, banned
Germany ftw

[eluded]

Crazy thread. Welcome to last week

[Lups]

Joe you watching the game? This is so pathetic from Finland the only consolation is that Sweden is sucking even more in their game.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fuck you. Duck you and your way of giving false hope. I hope you get hemorrhoids.

See, I infiltrated the poultry in to this too.

My deepest congratulations to the Finnish women's hockey team who managed to eke out the win for the bronze medal. See - no false hope.

Currently, your men are playing us and it is a nail biter - 1-0 in the third apparently. Anything could happen.