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      11-22-2019, 08:31 PM   #111
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Being single and almost 60, I can tell you that looks are not that important, maybe even a disadvantage. The knockouts I've dated have all one thing in common - their self image is based upon their ability to get what they want with a wink and a smile. That works well for about twenty years, then things start to sag and wrinkle. As the self image collapses they become a train wreck...

The pleasure of having a 10 hanging on your arm as you walk into a nice restaurant is not worth the embarrassment of having to hold her hair as she pukes in the champagne bucket in the middle of the restaurant. Ugh, that's not a good memory.

Nor is the high that comes from walking into a trendy dance club with a smoking hot chick worth it when we have to exit in an ambulance later because she got so drunk she stumbled into a wall of mirrors.

My current gf is not a 10, but she takes care of me, has a good heart, knows how to act in public, has her own money, loves her kids and for some unknown reason chooses to put up with me of her own free will.

I'll take that over a train wreck any day.
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      11-23-2019, 07:10 AM   #113
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See, again, I really don't think you've quite learned this one just yet. Say it again to yourself, but slowly this time.
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      11-23-2019, 08:39 AM   #114
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The Electoral College!!!!!
Well, that would at least make this thread appropriate for this forum....

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      11-23-2019, 11:14 AM   #115
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Is this a joke. I married a pretty great lady and half the time I still wanna be single
Quoted for truth. Same here...51 years and counting.
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      11-23-2019, 11:31 AM   #116
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Quoted for truth. Same here...51 years and counting.
What's not to like about being able to do whatever you want whenever you want or whoever for that matter? Of course being single is fantastic unless you are ugly and cant find chicks everyday to hook up with.
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      11-23-2019, 01:29 PM   #117
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hahahahaha what the fuck happened in this thread
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      11-23-2019, 01:32 PM   #118
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hahahahaha what the fuck happened in this thread
Some people said something...
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      11-23-2019, 04:47 PM   #119
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hahahahaha what the fuck happened in this thread
Usually get rerailed by the 3rd post
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      11-24-2019, 03:29 AM   #120
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- being single forever is better than being in a toxic relationship.. one way or another each women has her own toxic system awaits underneath at some point (!)..

- having good sex is better while being single at least from time to time than being in a relationship is more exciting than a bench..

- being in love is better even if you re sitting on a bench..

- if you re looking for love dont sit on a bench..

- even if you have good sex with your hot girlfriend, after 2 years, an average girl ll look more sexy than your hot gf.. after 3 years a jar of pickles can do the same thing.. eventually you or your relationship will be toxicated with this thought or the bench will at least..

- toxic you + a normal girl is better as long as you have your mental health under control a bit..

- falling in love when you re toxic is better than great sex with your hot or normal girlfriend..

- having no sex is better than having sex with girls you re not really interested but turning the lights off might help..

- toxic you + toxic girl = best sex ever.. high chance of rehearsals..

bottom line..
have toxicated sex and dont get married until you re 35 and if you do, find a mother hen woman than a sexy bum.. actually only duty you have actually is setting a healthy family environment for your kid(s).. if you dont want kids why the f you got married in the first place anyway..

in a nutshell.. drive a car you love and have dirty or normal sex.. no women can make you happy than a car that you love to drive.. cars are less problematic.. if you cant, start saving and see what women you ll come across..
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Maybe they experienced it differently.
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...no women can make you happy than a car that you love to drive.. cars are less problematic..
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      11-24-2019, 04:35 PM   #123
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Ya'll all will be losers ... the prophecy must be fulfilled.



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      11-25-2019, 03:30 PM   #124
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- being single forever is better than being in a toxic relationship.. one way or another each women has her own toxic system awaits underneath at some point (!)..

- having good sex is better while being single at least from time to time than being in a relationship is more exciting than a bench..

- being in love is better even if you re sitting on a bench..

- if you re looking for love dont sit on a bench..

- even if you have good sex with your hot girlfriend, after 2 years, an average girl ll look more sexy than your hot gf.. after 3 years a jar of pickles can do the same thing.. eventually you or your relationship will be toxicated with this thought or the bench will at least..

- toxic you + a normal girl is better as long as you have your mental health under control a bit..

- falling in love when you re toxic is better than great sex with your hot or normal girlfriend..

- having no sex is better than having sex with girls you re not really interested but turning the lights off might help..

- toxic you + toxic girl = best sex ever.. high chance of rehearsals..

bottom line..
have toxicated sex and dont get married until you re 35 and if you do, find a mother hen woman than a sexy bum.. actually only duty you have actually is setting a healthy family environment for your kid(s).. if you dont want kids why the f you got married in the first place anyway..

in a nutshell.. drive a car you love and have dirty or normal sex.. no women can make you happy than a car that you love to drive.. cars are less problematic.. if you cant, start saving and see what women you ll come across..
so you're probably an ukranian gentleman living in istanbul or a turkish gentlemen living in ukraine. what is your experience with turkish women?
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so you're probably an ukranian gentleman living in istanbul or a turkish gentlemen living in ukraine. what is your experience with turkish women?
direkt Türküm abi ben..
Im a Turkish guy..
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