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      09-10-2021, 05:58 PM   #4335
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Reminds me of the time some friends and I were testing out shock collars on each other (yes, alcohol was involved...)
I test out all shock collars before putting them on dogs. They can make your leg kick, to say the least!
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Reminds me of the time some friends and I were testing out shock collars on each other (yes, alcohol was involved...)
I test out all shock collars before putting them on dogs. They can make your leg kick, to say the least!
This. Explains a lot.

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This. Explains a lot.

When Chubby Chester came to Camp Aussie in July, the owner thought I remembered how to work his shock collar from 2 yrs ago. I didn't, & so had to test each button on my leg!
The LED went bad on our extra shock collar, so I had to make sure the shock was still consistent with the dial, so I put it on my leg!

My dentist says I have a high pain tolerance, but he makes me cry all the time.
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This. Explains a lot.

When Chubby Chester came to Camp Aussie in July, the owner thought I remembered how to work his shock collar from 2 yrs ago. I didn't, & so had to test each button on my leg.
The LED went bad on our extra shock collar, so I had to make sure the shock was still consistent with the dial, so I put it on my leg!
My dentist says I have a high pain tolerance, but he makes me cry all the time.
What's the purpose of the collars? Radius setting so they don't run too far off the property?

And what kind of dentist you go to that makes you cry?! Bring one of the collars and put it on him. Each time you feel he's causing pain, just zap him.
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What's the purpose of the collars? Radius setting so they don't run too far off the property?

And what kind of dentist you go to that makes you cry?! Bring one of the collars and put it on him. Each time you feel he's causing pain, just zap him.
Chubby Chester first got his collar so he wouldn't jump on people & try to kiss them. Now it's used mostly for distance recall.
Onslow is an ALPHA. We wanted to keep his nuts until ~ 18 months, but chopped them at ~10 months because he was so alpha. It didn't change him a bit.

So we enlisted Tyril, our favorite ex-police dog trainer, and he said we could do it either way, but the shock collar would be twice as fast, and twice as certain. Tyril under sold it!

We bring good dogs up to a cabin bordering a wilderness area in the Adirondacks, NY. This means not even a picnic table is allowed. With these collars, we hardly have to leash the dogs; They have much more freedom. The little mongrels really do learn that a little vibration (button #1) is wise to obey rather than waiting for button #2 (chowee!!).

RE: My dentist: you don't know my pain! My latest bill could put a kid through a year of college.
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Just left the line and I'm working dispatch until 0600 hours (…I'm on a 16). I'm ready to kick off my weekend.
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I had pizza earlier. The damn L.A. County vaccine mandate [for events] nonsense ruined my appetite (…and some potential date night plans). That's a discussion for another thread though.

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16s? I'm too old for that shit
I work a couple of doubles a week. It's either sign up for O.T. or get drafted and work it on the department's terms. I work it on my kick-on and kick-off to ensure my off days are free and clear.
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Just left the line and I'm working dispatch until 0600 hours (…I'm on a 16). I'm ready to kick off my weekend.
16s? I'm too old for that shit
I work a couple of doubles a week. It's either sign up for O.T. or get drafted and work it on the department's terms. I work it on my kick-on and kick-off to ensure my off days are free and clear.
I'm feeling for you, but as always, you sound like you're doing ok. I'm retired here, so kicking back and relaxing. 11pm and having a glass of wine.
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Just left the line and I'm working dispatch until 0600 hours (…I'm on a 16). I'm ready to kick off my weekend.
16s? I'm too old for that shit
I work a couple of doubles a week. It's either sign up for O.T. or get drafted and work it on the department's terms. I work it on my kick-on and kick-off to ensure my off days are free and clear.
I'm feeling for you, but as always, you sound like you're doing ok. I'm retired here, so kicking back and relaxing. 11pm and having a glass of wine.
We were looking forward to Hamilton next weekend and now it's probably all going to go to shit.
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Just left the line and I'm working dispatch until 0600 hours (…I'm on a 16). I'm ready to kick off my weekend.
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Just left the line and I'm working dispatch until 0600 hours (…I'm on a 16). I'm ready to kick off my weekend.
16s? I'm too old for that shit
I work a couple of doubles a week. It's either sign up for O.T. or get drafted and work it on the department's terms. I work it on my kick-on and kick-off to ensure my off days are free and clear.
I'm feeling for you, but as always, you sound like you're doing ok. I'm retired here, so kicking back and relaxing. 11pm and having a glass of wine.
We were looking forward to Hamilton next weekend and now it's probably all going to go to shit.
Sorry to hear. Haven't seen that yet. Looking forward to it, though.
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So not sure if I’ve posted this before and it was answered but telling a story over the campfire last night about:

Back in 1997 had a e28 with tints and was pulled over in my local town Upstate NY. Cop asked if I had snakes in the car. Reason for being pulled over was because the tint was too dark. Why would he ask if I had ‘snakes’?

Officers chime in (again I would guess).
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So not sure if I've posted this before and it was answered but telling a story over the campfire last night about:

Back in 1997 had a e28 with tints and was pulled over in my local town Upstate NY. Cop asked if I had snakes in the car. Reason for being pulled over was because the tint was too dark. Why would he ask if I had 'snakes'?

Officers chime in (again I would guess).
I have no idea what that reference meant. Lol!
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So not sure if I've posted this before and it was answered but telling a story over the campfire last night about:

Back in 1997 had a e28 with tints and was pulled over in my local town Upstate NY. Cop asked if I had snakes in the car. Reason for being pulled over was because the tint was too dark. Why would he ask if I had 'snakes'?

Officers chime in (again I would guess).
Probably the same reason I've seen cops ask people if they have hand grenades or rocket launchers in their car. Just to see what your reaction is.
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A law just went into effect here that prohibits the valued guests of the NY State prison system from being called "inmates." They must now be referred to as "incarcerated individuals" instead, because words like "inmate" and "convict" have negative connotations.....
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A law just went into effect here that prohibits the valued guests of the NY State prison system from being called "inmates." They must now be referred to as "incarcerated individuals" instead, because words like "inmate" and "convict" have negative connotations.....
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