When you're bored and the wife is out of town... (pics of dog/pc)

Matticus91 · 04-05-2018, 11:53 PM

I got bored. Very, very, bored. Many beers in.

What say you of my creations

ApolloPC-2 by Matt Steele, on Flickr

ApolloPC-5 by Matt Steele, on Flickr

ApolloPC-7 by Matt Steele, on Flickr

Mingwan · 04-06-2018, 12:08 AM

That’s dope. That’s probably the fanciest dog food dispenser I’ve ever seen.

Matticus91 · 04-06-2018, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

That’s dope. That’s probably the fanciest dog food dispenser I’ve ever seen.

It'll do the Kibble Run in less than 12 parsecs......

Evren · 04-06-2018, 12:55 AM

call a escort

david in germany · 04-06-2018, 01:45 AM

Beautiful pooch!

UncleWede · 04-06-2018, 11:56 AM

What program did u use to design the white life form?

Asking for an alien friend

Matticus91 · 04-06-2018, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by david in germany

Beautiful pooch!

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What program did u use to design the white life form?

Asking for an alien friend

Doggo Suite 10, the "Cloud" version

Ickdeep · 04-06-2018, 01:10 PM

Such a fluffy pupper!

DETRoadster · 04-06-2018, 02:25 PM

The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.

ShopVac · 04-06-2018, 04:26 PM

Lol...I thought this was going to be something politically correct.

zx10guy · 04-06-2018, 06:54 PM

I wonder if any of your neighbors caught you during your photo shoot. I can hear them now...."There's Matt at it again....and the wife's out of town...."

Kooch · 04-06-2018, 07:43 PM

Bottle of something. Movie and food.

KwlAznKid · 04-07-2018, 02:06 AM

cute dog, and is that your personal garage? that's a hell of a garage

drexplode · 04-07-2018, 06:40 AM

love the last pic of your pup, he's like "WTF are you doing?!? I can't wait for mom to come home"

MKSixer · 04-07-2018, 09:02 AM

No one has asked why that thing is plugged in, in the middle of a parking structure?

Unless you're actually a James Bondesque villain and that is merely a part of your Evil Villain Lair. Then it would be perfectly normal.

And now that I'm thinking about it your dog is white. A tradition of actual Bond Villains. Now I'm disturbed.

F32Fleet · 04-07-2018, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.

haha...Violated a top 10 rule.

DETRoadster · 04-07-2018, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by F32Fleet

haha...Violated a top 10 rule.

In my defense, she violated one of MY top 10 rules: "Say what you mean." It's also closely associated with "If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask the question."

UncleWede · 04-09-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

In my defense, she violated one of MY top 10 rules: "Say what you mean." It's also closely associated with "If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask the question."

This is a former wife, or newlywed???

Diesel X5 · 04-09-2018, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.

Say it ain't so. I get that all the time....

DETRoadster · 04-09-2018, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

This is a former wife, or newlywed???

Newlywed (at the time). Good guess! That was in 2010. We still laugh about it to this day.

jaye944 · 04-10-2018, 08:01 AM

MAN that's sweet

So how long did it take you to make the dog,
must'a been hard, get any tips from youtube

sorry couldn't help it

but nice PC

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Originally Posted by Matticus91

I got bored. Very, very, bored. Many beers in.

What say you of my creations

ApolloPC-2

jaye944 · 04-10-2018, 08:03 AM

I have to share with you my dirty dark secret....

When my wife is out of town, I dress up in her underwear, go downstairs and watch back to back Start Trek episodes, with ham and pineapple pizza and beer

Yes I know what your thinking

WHO th FCUK puts pineapple on pizza

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