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      04-02-2018, 01:24 PM   #1
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Snorting Condoms Up Your Nose, WTF?

As if the Tide Pod Challenge wasn't bad enough, now we have this:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/0...mpression=true
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Still not as disturbing as skinny jeans or beard glitter
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Still not as disturbing as skinny jeans or beard glitter
Beard glitter? Haven't heard of that one. SMFH
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idiots. these are the people who think that they know what is best for this country. unbelievable.
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Still not as disturbing as skinny jeans or beard glitter
Beard Glitter? That's really a thing?


Snorting condoms, as stupid and weird as it sounds I've actually seen magicians do something similar before. Clearly kids were doing something similar back in 2009 based on this video:



Despite that though, I would have a serious problem putting a balloon, condom or whatever up my nose and taking a big sniff. I'll pass, thanks.

Eating Tide Pods still has to be 100x worse considering the in your face warnings that say not to eat it. Liquefactive Necrosis with Tide Pods, or potentially choking on a Condom, either way it's not a good way to go. Don't try this at home kids, literally.
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Beard glitter? Haven't heard of that one. SMFH
Yep, it's a thing....unfortunately.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bear...w=1745&bih=872


Those who were fortunate enough to be able to grow beards and decided to make them look as unmanly as possible.

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idiots. these are the people who think that they know what is best for this country. unbelievable.
I couldn't agree more. I hate this generation. Had a guy trying to explain to me the other day why people over 60 shouldn't be allowed to vote all based on his notion of people over 60 have have already lived their lives and no longer make safe decisions. The country should be in the hands of the youth was his statement. I asked if he really felt that elderly people who served in wars and paved the way for this little shits freedoms should have to be told that they no longer receive medical benefits to pay for someone's sex surgery because they can't decide if they are a man or a woman. If you put glitter in your beard, wear a romper, eat tide pods, can't figure out what bits are between your thighs or wear skinny jeans, you shouldn't be allowed to make decisions that impacts anyone's life.

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Beard Glitter? That's really a thing?


Snorting condoms, as stupid and weird as it sounds I've actually seen magicians do something similar before. Clearly kids were doing something similar back in 2009 based on this video:



Despite that though, I would have a serious problem putting a balloon, condom or whatever up my nose and taking a big sniff. I'll pass, thanks.

Eating Tide Pods still has to be 100x worse considering the in your face warnings that say not to eat it. Liquefactive Necrosis with Tide Pods, or potentially choking on a Condom, either way it's not a good way to go. Don't try this at home kids, literally.
I say we should sit back and let nature take it's course. Natural selection should take care of all this. Let them do as they please but offer no medical assistance. If your son snorts a condom and dies, sorry about your luck buddy, your son was an idiot....try again.
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idiots. these are the people who think that they know what is best for this country. unbelievable.
No shit!
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Beard glitter? Haven't heard of that one. SMFH
Yep, it's a thing....unfortunately.

https://www.google.com/search?q=beard+glitter&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&v ed=0ahUKEwingZaHnpzaAhVQX60KHYATDPwQ_AUICygC&biw=1 745&bih=872


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idiots. these are the people who think that they know what is best for this country. unbelievable.
I couldn't agree more. I hate this generation. Had a guy trying to explain to me the other day why people over 60 shouldn't be allowed to vote all based on his notion of people over 60 have have already lived their lives and no longer make safe decisions. The country should be in the hands of the youth was his statement. I asked if he really felt that elderly people who served in wars and paved the way for this little shits freedoms should have to be told that they no longer receive medical benefits to pay for someone's sex surgery because they can't decide if they are a man or a woman. If you put glitter in your beard, wear a romper, eat tide pods, can't figure out what bits are between your thighs or wear skinny jeans, you shouldn't be allowed to make decisions that impacts anyone's life.

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Same cupcakes who say they are going to start a revolution, but get so offended and traumatized if someone disagrees with their point of view that they require counseling, cancel classes for a week, and run to their safe space to pet puppies.

These kids have no fucking idea what hard is.
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Still not as disturbing as skinny jeans or beard glitter
You mean just skinny jeans and a beard...

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Same cupcakes who say they are going to start a revolution, but get so offended and traumatized if someone disagrees with their point of view that they require counseling, cancel classes for a week, and run to their safe space to pet puppies.

These kids have no fucking idea what hard is.
I couldn't agree more. Not to air my dirty laundry on a public forum but I don't see my two sons as much as I would like, not my doing or their mothers, they just decided they didn't like spending time with me; later I found out it was because I "tortured them" (their words) with chores.....still speechless.
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We used to do this with spaghetti noodles in grade school, freaked out the teachers, good times.
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Had a guy trying to explain to me the other day why people over 60 shouldn't be allowed to vote all based on his notion of people over 60 have have already lived their lives and no longer make safe decisions. The country should be in the hands of the youth was his statement.
I love how the leadership of the country is just something that people should take turns at in his eyes. Not who is more qualified or a better choice, but whose turn is it. Sort of like it was supposed to be HRC's turn, no?
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We used to do this with spaghetti noodles in grade school, freaked out the teachers, good times.
Used to? How are these #whippersnappers supposed to learn?

Oh, wait, this isn't the Confess thread???
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I say we should sit back and let nature take it's course. Natural selection should take care of all this. Let them do as they please but offer no medical assistance. If your son snorts a condom and dies, sorry about your luck buddy, your son was an idiot....try again.
The Darwin single payer health system (“DSPHS” even sounds bureaucratic.) Free for everyone!
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I couldn't agree more. Not to air my dirty laundry on a public forum but I don't see my two sons as much as I would like, not my doing or their mothers, they just decided they didn't like spending time with me; later I found out it was because I "tortured them" (their words) with chores.....still speechless.
“The pussification of America” it’s a real thing
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That was for fairy day at work.
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It's not only real, it's sad and pathetic. Our next generation of kids and teens are going to be absolutely useless because our society is teaching them not to face problems, but run away. There also learning that the government owes them something, not working for what they want.

I'm glad my parents raised me with morals, taught me to work hard, and smacked the holy crap out of me when I started screwing up.

The next 3 decades are going to be interesting to say the least.
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