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      07-18-2016, 12:10 PM   #5941
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Any thoughts?
Good girl?
Gladly groped?
Great gulper?
Ghastly glutes?
Genetically gifted?

Edit: Grimy gash? *shudder*
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      07-18-2016, 12:12 PM   #5942
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Good girl?
Gladly groped?
Great gulper?
Ghastly glutes?
Genetically gifted?

Edit: Grimy gash? *shudder*
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      07-18-2016, 12:13 PM   #5943
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Any thoughts?
First, which one is she?
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      07-18-2016, 12:14 PM   #5944
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First, which one is she?
Persian looking caterpillar bitch
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      07-18-2016, 12:15 PM   #5945
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Any thoughts?
Sure pal..

On the left=> 8/10 she has it !
Middle => 6/10 she looks like she's afraid in the dark .
On the right => 5/10 she looks like a barbarian .
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Persian looking caterpillar bitch


This is also why I hate Tinder. My eyes naturally gravitated towards the girl on the left.
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      07-18-2016, 12:17 PM   #5947
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Sure pal..

On the left=> 8/10 she has it !
Middle => 6/10 she looks like she's afraid in the dark .
On the right => 5/10 she looks like a barbarian .


Hey now! I matched with that barbarian, what does that say about me? Lol
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      07-18-2016, 12:18 PM   #5948
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This is also why I hate Tinder. My eyes naturally gravitated towards the girl on the left.
Hah, yeah, same

I was thoroughly disappointed to find out it's the one on the right
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From Tinder advertising...

It's about Lilly and she wants to prove she can handle 2 and without words !
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Hey now! I matched with that barbarian, what does that say about me? Lol
I never say something bad about my friends ...I never do !
That's why I'm sure you look cute brother
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Brandon !
Yes Brandon is actually a she ..entire apple fits in her mouth !
Probably she wants to show us something ?
Ohhhh... Christ ! Is this a barbarian in a apple tree ?
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      07-18-2016, 12:40 PM   #5952
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Brandon !
Yes Brandon is actually a she ..entire apple fits in her mouth !
Probably she wants to show us something ?
Ohhhh... Christ ! Is this a barbarian in a apple tree ?
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Brandon !
Yes Brandon is actually a she ..entire apple fits in her mouth !
Probably she wants to show us something ?
Ohhhh... Christ ! Is this a barbarian in a apple tree ?
The second photo on the profile captioned: Laid out too long at the beach.
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Oh yikes. This thread is equally good for laughs and making me question the long term viability of the human race.


Thus I continue to come back.
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Oh yikes. This thread is equally good for laughs and making me question the long term viability of the human race.


Thus I continue to come back.
Feel welcome at any time !
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Looks better....A lot better !
Tinder beasts ?
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This thread is dead today
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This thread is dead today
M/F ???

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M/F ???

where are you finding this pics?

That's totally a dude
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      07-18-2016, 01:02 PM   #5961
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M/F ???

M!

Seriously though, were are you finding these pics
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M/F ???

Have any more pics?
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