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      06-04-2021, 11:05 AM   #23
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On my wife's ass, although that has been frowned upon for quite some time.

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Lmao. This made my day. Thank you.
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I just want them to work when I need them to lol.
Food I could take or leave.
Traveling does that for me by giving me experiences and memories.
-Thats my wife...I dont care how to set up my phone, its smart it should od it by itself.
-Food is our vice...cant wait for restaurants to go back to normal
-Travel is the spice of life. So good for the soul. Its horrible for me that COVID has made me a hermit. I love the idea of going all over, just can't pull the trigger b/c I have become so cozy at home
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      06-04-2021, 11:21 AM   #25
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Are you one of those people that give the impact a few hits right after putting an airline to it? I am...I am one of those people. Sort of like giving the tongs a few clicks to make sure they tongin correctly.
I certainly don't use one often because that would be dangerous to whatever I was working on Sometimes, I go searching for something in my husbands tool box & see it. I pull it out and give it a few hits. It's crazy but that sound makes me smile.
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Tongin your wifes ass is a must do!!!
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Music. Won't specify all types as the list is long.

Other than that, work unfortunately. I'm a sick bastard, but when we are growing exponentially it is hard not to be.
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      06-04-2021, 08:14 PM   #31
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Eww!!!!!
I’m not quite sure how you exercise that obsession.
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Music.
I'll go with music too (as should be known by my contributions on here)
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      06-05-2021, 08:39 AM   #33
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You'd love a woman with implants then.
I had a girlfriend who had them, I'm not for or against...whatever makes her happy with herself unless they are like circus freaks.
My wife was going to get some store bought ones but then decided at 40+ she really didnt need them.

I think the reason I like Jennifer Aniston so much is she ALWAYS has hard nipples. EVERY time you see her
Kind of agreeing here. Never been a boob guy, always checking out the behind first, but the hard nips are a turn on. Never really thought about it. Same with bolt-ons. Never cared one way or another. My girl goes back and forth about them and wants me to have an opinion on them, but I don't. If they make YOU feel better about yourself, then let's do it. But don't do it for me.

I think she thinks I like her ass because she does not have big boobs. LOL, nope I just love your ass. Don't be mad if you go thru all that and I'm still more interested in your butt........
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Car detailing and really anything that involves some mindless thinking combined with physical labor.

Having a quantitative desk job really does hinder my creative side, so my outlet is working with my hands.
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The mechanics/inner workings of all things mechanical, and the manufacturing process of that product.

Odd response...the octopus. I think its the coolest damn creature on the planet. I was up till midnight the other day watching another documentary on them. Even have a giant one tattooed on my arm.
I have an octopus tattooed on my leg. They're amazing creatures!
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Car detailing and really anything that involves some mindless thinking combined with physical labor.

Having a quantitative desk job really does hinder my creative side, so my outlet is working with my hands.
Yes I love detailing too. It gets you into a state of zen almost...well it does for me
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The sound of a nice downshift...every time
With heel-toe.
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