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      11-16-2018, 12:37 PM   #2025
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Welcome to life young lad. Spoiler: It doesn't get any better. Advice: Learn to cope with being broken. Accept it for what it is. This will be the cycle until a.) you find someone worthy enough to put up with your shit and that you are able to deal with theirs or b.) you die.
exactly the motivation i needed for this cold friday morning

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Welcome to life young lad. Spoiler: It doesn't get any better. Advice: Learn to cope with being broken. Accept it for what it is. This will be the cycle until a.) you find someone worthy enough to put up with your shit and that you are able to deal with theirs or b.) you die.
exactly the motivation i needed for this cold friday morning

also, OnerDriver you alive?
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      11-16-2018, 01:00 PM   #2027
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Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?
A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.
Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.
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Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?
A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.
Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.
Sunny Vancouver :
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      11-16-2018, 01:05 PM   #2029
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Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?
A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.
Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.
Sunny Vancouver :
Blue skies and sun here today, loser!!!
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A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.
Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.
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Blue skies and sun here today, loser!!!
Oh today...
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      11-16-2018, 01:29 PM   #2031
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heading out with danyell again tonight
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heading out with danyell again tonight
Does she already have a toothbrush in your bathroom?
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      11-16-2018, 01:34 PM   #2033
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Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.
I'd like you to take what I'm about to say to heart, because with every fibre of my being I genuinely mean it:








Screw you, you Vancouverite. You and your weather!


P.S. Would you like a picture of some snow to further improve your mood as something you don't have to deal with? I have a bunch around here.
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      11-16-2018, 01:37 PM   #2034
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Screw you, you Vancouverite. You and your weather!


P.S. Would you like a picture of some snow to further improve your mood as something you don't have to deal with? I have a bunch around here.
No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!
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      11-16-2018, 02:07 PM   #2035
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what's the plan?
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      11-16-2018, 02:16 PM   #2036
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Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.
D'oh...but it is such a long song....really? I specialize in awkward gyrations though. Not because I'm trying, rather, it just comes....naturally. Sad, but true.

It is true my wife and I deserve each other though...I can't think of who else would put up with either of us!
I'll take your wife, I've really been needing one. Please let me know the shipping costs and delivery time.
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No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!
Rubbing salt in a wound is a specialty of yours I see.

Interestingly, I think we have now isolated the root cause as to why you are single, because we knew it wasn't due to looks or personality.

You are single because you are a sadist.
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I'll take your wife, I've really been needing one. Please let me know the shipping costs and delivery time.
But then where would that leave me? Forever alone, that's where. So no...you can't have her!
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a tasting tour of europe, its a fund raiser for a local counseling center
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No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!
Rubbing salt in a wound is a specialty of yours I see.

Interestingly, I think we have now isolated the root cause as to why you are single, because we knew it wasn't due to looks or personality.

You are single because you are a sadist.
Hey that's my Craigslist ad heading actually!
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So she'll be enjoying sausage later tonight. That's good.
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So she'll be enjoying sausage later tonight. That's good.
She has her boy tonight.
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literally EVERY single girl i can hit up to chill is gone for the break, and tinder is dry

it's no nut november for a week after all, boys
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literally EVERY single girl i can hit up to chill is gone for the break, and tinder is dry

it's no nut november for a week after all, boys
Checkout xvideos, best dating website on the net. Happy dating, but don't overdo it.
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Checkout xvideos, best dating website on the net. Happy dating, but don't overdo it.
Why am I too afraid to even put that in my browser?
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i have the apartment to myself, roommate fled to NY for the break... i shan't
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