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03-28-2022, 01:01 PM | #38944 |
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03-28-2022, 01:36 PM | #38945 |
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03-28-2022, 01:43 PM | #38947 |
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There is a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous women swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second man strolls on up to him and asks: “What’s your secret?”
The guy whispers: “All you have to do is stick a potato in your pants and the ladies will come running.” In a flourish, the second man runs off and stuffs a potato in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks: “Why are all the girls running away from me?” The first guy looks up and replies: “I meant put it down the front of your pants…”
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03-28-2022, 02:12 PM | #38948 |
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03-28-2022, 02:39 PM | #38949 |
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03-28-2022, 03:23 PM | #38950 |
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Dude crossed up some bulls and took some ankles. Give him a contract!
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03-28-2022, 06:26 PM | #38953 |
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03-28-2022, 06:40 PM | #38954 |
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03-28-2022, 06:59 PM | #38956 |
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03-29-2022, 12:40 AM | #38961 |
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Couldn't take my nightly walk 'cause it was raining so...
guess what I did instead?
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