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[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I thought he literally meant to use it like, "THE FUCK?!"



Lolz.


And I used it because I can, TF?!

I thought he was confused as to what it meant. TF! LOL

Originally Posted by bimmette

He's just bitter because I hang up on him when he phones me

ASBSECU E93 don't fall for the trap, bro! She has horrible intentions. Ask me how I know.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

silvergray545 - I was -4.5 in both eyes...couldn't see the odometer from the drivers seat without glasses or contacts.

shoei - I wasn't cheap, just had a $1,500 'discount' fall into my lap

Yeah, I'm the same way. It sucks. That's why I'm looking into Lasik.

Pics or vids showing said discount.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It's like skimping and getting the bargain crash helmet. A bad idea every day of the week.

Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...

[ASBSECU E93]

OK!!! I'll share to prove I am not a cheap ass...

silvergray545 and shoei and jtodd_fl..... Fuq'rs!!!

I partially paid for my Lasik with employer stock options (1/2), and the remainder with my FSA.

I had the procedure the first week of January. I also had an annual health care plan that ran on a calendar year.

I was able to fully fund the FSA for the expense and pay this back over the 12 month year - interest free.

In the middle of the year - I left this particular company (Large Regional Bank) for another bank.

I had already advanced 100% of the FSA funds to pay for the procedure - but I had only paid back 1/2 of the money when I left....basically, the company wrote 100% of the remaining amount off against all the unclaimed/unused FSA funds.

Lesson here - sometimes it is better to be lucky than good

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yep - now I just don't call...

How you like them apples?!?!

Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious

[ASBSECU E93]

silvergray545 - I am still 20/20 10 years after Lasik. For about the first 5 years - i could read most of the 20/15 line...

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I thought he literally meant to use it like, "THE FUCK?!"



Lolz.


And I used it because I can, TF?!

Lol, I'm not as "hip" as you Verbiage

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious

Bad hair day?!?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Bad hair day?!?!

Ooohhhhhh, he took it there, lmfao...

Someone clearly likes to live dangerously...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Ooohhhhhh, he took it there, lmfao...

Someone clearly likes to live dangerously...

Knock knock!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...

When I first bought my helmet, I was on a budget ($300). When it expires, my next helmet will be a Shoei or an Arai.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Knock knock!

Uhmmm... Who's there?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I am what I eat.



Wait, what?

That's gross

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...

How many pregnancies has it stopped? A hand crafted helmet? Hmmmm...

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I'm not as "hip" as you Verbiage

How can I be more hip than a lofty man? TF?!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

OK!!! I'll share to prove I am not a cheap ass...

silvergray545 and shoei and jtodd_fl..... Fuq'rs!!!

I partially paid for my Lasik with employer stock options (1/2), and the remainder with my FSA.

I had the procedure the first week of January. I also had an annual health care plan that ran on a calendar year.

I was able to fully fund the FSA for the expense and pay this back over the 12 month year - interest free.

In the middle of the year - I left this particular company (Large Regional Bank) for another bank.

I had already advanced 100% of the FSA funds to pay for the procedure - but I had only paid back 1/2 of the money when I left....basically, the company wrote 100% of the remaining amount off against all the unclaimed/unused FSA funds.

Lesson here - sometimes it is better to be lucky than good

You lucky bastard!

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

silvergray545 - I am still 20/20 10 years after Lasik. For about the first 5 years - i could read most of the 20/15 line...

That's awesome. Glad to hear it lasts long term. I was also worried that I was too young to get it done. Or I would need to go back for adjustments.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Sara504

That's gross

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

That's gross

Originally Posted by silvergray545

He's got a special method for you, Sara.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Bad hair day?!?!

I'm gonna take a nap soon so no need for nice hair.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

He's got a special method for you, Sara.

SSSHHHHHH!!! You're not supposed to tell her! You know how it works...

1. Special method
2. ????
3. Profit

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

SSSHHHHHH!!! You're not supposed to tell her! You know how it works...

1. Special method
2. ????
3. Profit

I knew it. You're a "special methods" gnome!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My dentist when I was a kid had a sign on his wall (yes, it was etched in stone, cuz... old)...

It read:

Three Things Never to Buy On Sales
Parachutes
Fire Extinguishers
Dental Work

I think crash helmets and lasik also qualify. And vasectomies.

I had a former coworker get a bargain vasectomy. Yes. For real. He ended sitting up with his legs open as he iced-down his grapefruit sized...attachments. Seriously.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Uhmmm... Who's there?

It's me!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's me!

Mario!